Only someone called Arnold Judas Rimmer (Bronze swimming certificate, Silver swimming certificate) could come up with this one. I've spent 5 mins laughing about it. It could be a fun one to do though but I have to say that his shipmate Lister would have to say:

Rimmer For Smeg's sake.

This should somehow be worked into ammo crafting. Shooting a deuce will be taken to a whole new level.

thats it !

your going on report for besmerching a senior officer :woot:

It's always good to see fellow Dwarf fans

You could but the "buisness" in the fridge and use it to hand load shotty slugs.
:hubbahubba:

is that a spelling error ?

frozen faeces ?
would it be classed as hollow point or armour piercing.

thought up another use,extra XP for stealth killing an NPC dropping a log on the bog :hubbahubba:

Awesome mod idea.

The turdslinger perk will increase aim when taking a dump in VATS. Imagine the slow motion special effects.

i just came across some blind deahclaws....

is it already in game ?

"NCR trooper has died from your log"

* you have been banned from Casino X due to stinking up the bathroom too many times *

I had a request from somebody to create a solar powered urine purifier for my hunger/thirst/sleep mod. I didn't quite have the heart to tell him I just didn't want to be the first guy to bring urination to the wasteland, at least not in a way that could be considered serious.

Hey buddy, psst, buddy!? Can you spare a square?

I have not laughed this hard since the "Oblivion Style House's and Using The Bathroom" thread. Seriously :rofl:

Someone really needs to do this mod. I would do it if I knew how to work the GECK and all of that. I would personally send you $15 USD if you make this mod. Promise.

I really want this to happen. Who shall join me? :foodndrink:

BTW I love the part about NPC's and your companions reacting to you soiling your armor :rofl:

Charisma should influence the disposition towards [censored]ting in public or [censored]ting your pants.

If it is low, (1) people will attack you on sight, and mr new vegas on the radio would comment on the evilness of the odor of your [censored], with various eyewitnesses calling in.

If charisma is 10 and you are already considered a famous hero, people will be amazed and enthusiast of the aroma of your dump and will thank you for it.

In both extreme circumstances (charisma 1 or charisma 10) people would randomly comment on your public [censored]ting (you know, the standard npc lines)

There should be a perk present called "radioactive dump", with that you can store radiation to "dump" it in a second time, using the radiation to kill or even fry the enemies. Can you imagine sneaking at night into caesar's fort, leaving a radioactive dump and frying them all with radiation?

Very nice idea aj rimmer

I fully lol everytime I see this.

Idea is wonderful ! Make some AAAARGH and MMMMMMMM!!! sounds then taking a dump. And if the character eats spicy food make him scream or something. Oh, and make an achievement "Eat [censored] and die!" which can be earned by taking a dump in Houses office just before killing him. YAY!!!

there is already an effect in game for an explosive excretion of radioactive waste...the glowing ghuols do it.

so when hit points get low enough you could drop trousers and let rip a radioactive fart squit that fries everything around you.

of course you would suffer a few penalties.
armour ruined and has to be binned
all items carried would be +6 radioactive
leaving you naked and running toward your stash house to rearm and redress yourself in new gear.

and no amount of abraxo would help your "lips you never kiss with" so immediate medical decontamination would be needed at the med center.
a useful last resort should be very costly after all. :hubbahubba:



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wtf have i done :whistling:

how about a perk to make the pile on the ground a sort of extra backpack where you can store items? In a way it travels with you at all times!

I live to take a dump in the wasteland, but someones going to have to make some new, 'half pulled down pants' clothing options.
Getting fully nvde is way too risky when you have to go nbr 2 in between fights or while sneaking around.

Quick, call SaidenStorm, I know he'll be on that one in a flash!




um well k not really but I think it was funny to say that.