Liches are ugly!

Post » Fri May 27, 2011 9:04 am

Maybe he means sentient weapon style? As in, someone picks up the weapon, you posess them, and become them? Body's life runs out, you hand the weapon to another mortal, and posess him, etc.


No, I actually meant like real weapons that just fly around and hack people up. That would be cool.
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Liv Brown
 
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:23 am

A lot of necromancers are ugly to start with; they don't have much to lose by becoming liches.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 3:50 am

I think I'll write a story about a narcissistic necromancer who searches for a way to become a lich and avoid losing his natural good looks.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:56 am

No, I actually meant like real weapons that just fly around and hack people up. That would be cool.


I'd rather be a suit, something that has a humanoid form. And it would just be cool as hell.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:25 pm

Really? I always thought liches were pretty hot... :poke:
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:03 am

Really? I always thought liches were pretty hot... :poke:



Naked Liches...... How much do you want to bet they look a bit like the Olsen Twins?
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:30 am

In D&D (the place where the Lich was invented) it is a permanent transformation. I believe it is stated in Oblivion during a DB quest that it is permanent in TES too.

That's why it baffles me wy anyone would chose their own body as a host. Why not a shiny set of armor? Or perhaps a giant Dwemer robot?

Umbra sword??
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:47 am

Why do necromancers aspire to become liches? A Lich seems to me to be nothing more than an ugly zombie with magic...am I missing some other hidden benefits of being a Lich here?

Oh James Dean, you so silly.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:52 am

Naked Liches...... How much do you want to bet they look a bit like the Olsen Twins?

Oh yea. :P And I know from experience they can have one http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3923/rhr198zz7.jpg...*Shutters* :wacko:
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Post » Thu May 26, 2011 9:54 pm

I think I'll write a story about a narcissistic necromancer who searches for a way to become a lich and avoid losing his natural good looks.

It's called be a master of Illusion. :bigsmile:
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 12:36 pm

That's why it baffles me wy anyone would chose their own body as a host. Why not a shiny set of armor? Or perhaps a giant Dwemer robot?


The body is their own. They're already tied to it, whether they want it or not. A Dwemer centurion's body is not your own, it's the Dwemer centurion's body.

Your soul is attached to your body. The lich simply finds a way to die without severing the link. You're talking about severing the link and creating a new link with something else. Considerably more difficult and risky.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:03 am

I don't think liches are supposed to be pretty, they're dead people, after all, and tend to have their flesh partially or fully decomposed, that doesn't really enhance one's beauty...

But anyway, I don't think necromancers are looking to be super models when they aspire to be liches. I think it's the promise of great power and eternal life (Well, eternal until some adventurer comes along and cuts you up with a huge glowing sword, then it's not so eternal.) that gets people interested, some people will take that before beauty. And who knows, maybe necromancer's share things in common with Falanu, maybe that's why they practice necromancy. If that were the case, the ugliness of liches wouldn't hurt them at all :lol:
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 10:19 am

The phylactory is only needed during the transformation process, but afterwards it is useless.

Yes. The necromancer puts his soul into the phylactery, his body dies and then the soul flows back into the corpse from the phylactery. Obviously, the necromancer needs to prepare a ritual that will do all this automatically once he sets it running. Once his soul is in the phylactery, he can't interfere with the process, so it has to work right the first time!

Like Gez said, transferring your soul into something other than your own body adds an extra level of complexity and so increases the risk of something going wrong with the ritual. Would you really want to run the risk of being stuck in your phylactery forever?

By the time a necromancer is powerful and knowledgeable enough to become a lich, I doubt his physical appearance matters much to him any more. Having spent decades or centuries in the company of dead bodies and shunned by the living, corpses might even look more attractive than real people (at least the dead don't generally chase you with torches and pichforks).

Either that, or they all just want to get into Falanu Hlaalu's pants. ;)

Hmm... I also remember in a previous thread the subject of the Oblivion lich model's obvious lack of genitalia came up and someone (might have been me) suggested that self-castration might be part of becoming a high-level necromancer due to the powerful symbolism of destroying one's own capacity to create life and separating oneself irreversibly from the world of the living.

This would also explain Mannimarco's voice acting. :P

I'm talking about your own body, of course.

Home is where the heart is.

No, I actually meant like real weapons that just fly around and hack people up. That would be cool.

So you've been playing NWN2 as well? ;)

I think I'll write a story about a narcissistic necromancer who searches for a way to become a lich and avoid losing his natural good looks.

Personally, in that position I'd be looking into getting a vampire to bite me rather than lichdom. That seems to be the easiest method to achieve immortality without losing your looks. Just as long as you feed regularly, of course.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 1:37 am

Ahh yes..power..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7eIUo4RC_I ahahahaha errr, minutes...unlimited minutes... :D

Can lich's unbind them selfs? say they wanted a new body, could they bind their soul to another, younger and not so much of a rotting body? or are they stuck with the same one forever.


Ask Mannimarco. He seems to have done it. Of course, it helps when you're a quasi-god.

Kaivin: Umaril was a special case, since he was born half-divine.
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Post » Thu May 26, 2011 11:14 pm

So you've been playing NWN2 as well? ;)
He's talking about A'Tor's soul sword. A'Tor put his soul into it so he could fly around and stab people.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 11:13 am

Ask Mannimarco. He seems to have done it. Of course, it helps when you're a quasi-god.

Kaivin: Umaril was a special case, since he was born half-divine.


So? Is it not possible to become a Daedra?
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Post » Thu May 26, 2011 11:44 pm

So? Is it not possible to become a Daedra?


If you put it very simply: From what i understand the requirement for being Daedra is not participating in Lorkhans kinky plan. And being Et'Ada i suppose. Now, drink a lot of alcohol and make sure your brain dies, and forget that last bit. You see? Everyone is Daedra. :rofl:
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:33 am

If you put it very simply: From what i understand the requirement for being Daedra is not participating in Lorkhans kinky plan. And being Et'Ada i suppose. Now, drink a lot of alcohol and make sure your brain dies, and forget that last bit. You see? Everyone is Daedra. :rofl:


Bah! I was actually referring to the fact
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that the PC becomes Sheogorath, and that Daedra are 'the embodiment of change' He does say at the end that it's uncertain, and you (PC) just may have become a daedric prince. You do kinda gain some pretty interesting powers no mage should have. Ressurection, weather control... That staff.


Speaking of which, there you go. Another immortality.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 2:30 am

Bah! I was actually referring to the fact
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that the PC becomes Sheogorath, and that Daedra are 'the embodiment of change' He does say at the end that it's uncertain, and you (PC) just may have become a daedric prince. You do kinda gain some pretty interesting powers no mage should have. Ressurection, weather control... That staff.


Speaking of which, there you go. Another immortality.


No need for spoilers in the lore forum. You never will be a Daedric Prince, in my opinion. You will take Sheo's place, you gained about 0.5% of his powers and perhaps you will gain more later, but i just don't think that any random moron who happens to be crowned 'Sheogorath' will become an actual Daedric Prince. I'm waiting for the TES V rumor: 'They say the Champion of Cyrodiil has fallen for a scam of Sheogorath's and thinks he's the Madgod, and has not been heard from ever since... I've heard other say the same.'
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 8:30 am

First thing you should know about necromancers is that the very power they seek to control, the power over life and death, is a coruptive power. One that corupts totally, for it is total power. One that may, or may not, be guided by a higher power. By the time the time they get to the part where they're ready to be a Lich they're already past redemption, they have been completely corupted.

Second thing you should know is that even long before they reach that point they may already realize that there isn't any way to acheive imortality in the classic definition of the term, eternal life never dying. And they'll take the closest to it they can get, to become a lich.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:02 am

Of course, if you want to live indefinitely, there's also the choice of becoming a vampire.
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 6:44 am

I'd rather take the Futurama way of invincibility and put my head ina glass jar
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Post » Fri May 27, 2011 4:10 am

I'd rather take the Futurama way of invincibility and put my head ina glass jar

You mean the Lovecraft method? Damned Futurama...
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