Would be a step up from the waterfront shack and hunting goblins in dark caves =)

Sounds like Sheogorath speaking there haha.

New government...Empires and Emperors are old hat...I'd reorganize Cyrodill into the first Republic of Tamriel. I'd serve my first term and return to my farm in Skingrad County.

I'd create a Ministry of Silly Walks, and I'd invite several veteran guards from the Morrowind Crisis to oversee it. :wink_smile:

Or an argonian from morrowind...

Well, Uriel (A.K.A Divine Crusader) would probably rule the Empire with as much peace as possible. He would stop all wars before they begin, create war parties to wipe out bandit camps, clean out ruins and forts of bandits and unholy monsters, etc.

Vailin (A.K.A Listener to the Dark Brotherhood) would legalize the Dark Brotherhood, Thieve's Guild, and necromancy.. Then, he would sentence Chancellor Ocato to death and replace him with a trusted Speaker. Then, he would have a necromancer bring Lucien Lachance back to life, and he would have him be my personal zombie enforcer. Then, he would kill all the Altmer and make Summerset Isle a massive base of operations for both the Brotherhood and Thieve's Guild.

I would assume the canon second Divine Crusader might wage war against all Elven provinces, being Pelinal's successor and a Shezarrine.

Pelinal as well as Pelinal's successor wouldn't really be a treat everyone equal, no more war type of person. He/She would be a "Death to all Mer!", homicidal maniac who would only really respect the races of Man.

Angel would have relit the Dragon fires and then gone mushroom hunting and dungeon diving.

I would give tax cuts to the super-rich.

actually, a cool thing to do would be to 'reanimate' ur buddy uriel, dismiss the rumours he got killed and command him to do as u wish, for starters condemning that beginning dark elf to slow, painful death.

I would proceed to give total power to Sheogorath.

I would turn Cyrodiil into a war state. All children are drafted into the army at Age 10 and are quickly placed in testing grounds to see what they're best at. If it's magic, throw them into the University and make them study, swordplay or bow, just give them the one they like the most and make them soldiers. If they're not good at anything, just make them farmers, miners, or bakers.

Then I would conquer all of Tamriel by force. With all that power, I would hire the Dark Brotherhood to be my loyal assassins. Then the national religion will no longer by the Nine Divines, it would be the Night Mother and Sithis. With that, the Dark Brotherhood would kill off one person...just one person. THE ADORING FREAKIN FAN.

Byron certainly wouldn't want to be shackled to the duties and responsibilities of the throne. He likes to roam.

Idustrialize Cyrodil. :gun:


Turn Cyrodil into a One-Party state , Get rid of all the Counts and Countesses, Replace them with my own appointed people of office. Unite the black marsh and Skyrim under one nation.

I would provide a therapy group for all those poor headless zombies that wander around in the dungeons. They always sound so lonely to me - maybe some group love and self help would cheer up their spirits? I almost feel guilty destroying them, sometimes.

I also feel that skeletons are misunderstood. I think they would be friendly, if only given a chance

I would spend more than the empire has on military expenditures, and take preemptive military action into Akavir (we would be neoconservatives you see)

I don my ushanka and get to work.
First order of business, False-quarantine Anvil
Then I sentence the count and countesses of Leyawiin, Cheydinhal and Bruma to death.
I disband the other counts, and replace them w/ speakers of the Dark Brotherhood.
Make the Dark Brotherhood a section of the Imperial Army.
Drop a hydrogen bomb on Summerset Isle (They had it coming after boycotting Imperial goods)
Give the Nords of Skyrim a peace offer of pure U-235 with a fuse
Tell the Dunmer to shut the fudge up about how better they are before I send someone to shank the hell out of Vivec
Put radioactive land-mines on the Morrowind-Black Marsh border to save Morrowind (even though they have it coming)
Start a science team of Altmers to find away to break open a portal to Oblivion so we can nuke the Daedric Lords
Send strike-teams into the sewers to get rid of all the [censored] zombies, vampires, rats, and bandits.