One where a man walks up to you he simply says "Hi." and walks away. Moments later he runs up screaming "Kaboom!!" and your companion shoots him and he explodes in a bloody mess.
One where you stumble across a man digging a hole, a slaver walks up with an RPG and he says "This slave killed 33 of our best men. He is currently digging himself a grave. Move along. Or pay 6,000 caps and give him his freedom?"
You find an abandon child screaming "[censored] you mom!" at a skeleton you ask her what's wrong and she says "I WAS from vault 177 until my mom left 5 years ago! I found her... here..." You ask "Are you sure?" she then says "Yep killed her me-self 5 years ago!!!!" and walks away.
You see a Yao Gai and a Deathclaw mating.
A old woman follows you around and when you try to talk to her she screams "The voices are telling me to stop." two hours later she gives you a $400.00 gift card to Martha's Clothing you find a store on the strip you walk in and put the card into a terminal and get free Tiger Jacket,Tiger Hat, Zebra Boots, and a Crocadile Knife which poisons your enemy.
A female ghoul walks up and asks "Wanna lap dance?" you can say "No" or "No, lady, you're just to ugly! Ha Ha!" either way she keeps walking away saying "Wanna Dance?" to everyone she see's.(South Park Reference)
The last pringles!
You find a man, he claims he is selling Colby Jack Cheese. For 2,000 caps. It makes yoor breath smell so everyone gives you whatever you want saying "OKAY! Just don't make me smell your breath anymore!