I'm afraid you've somehow been exposed to radiation. What you are experiencing marks the beginning stages of a mutation. Soon, the boils will mature and you'll start growing tentacles out of your palms. There's nothing we can do.
:sadvaultboy:
Nonsense! Video games have taught us something, haven't they!?
1 A bullet to the brain
2 Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
3 Pray, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
4 Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser