whilst my heavy warrior was rambling between two towns, looking for trouble and taking in the scenery, he noticed that the are a massive lack of boats...

my warrior used his rather thick head to do some "deep thinking", he decided he should find a "working" boat, sure he had seen a few broken boats, even some small seaworthy vessels had been found. even a few larger broken boats (shipwrecks) and two quite massive galleons... but...

no actually moving boats, boats for pleasure, boats for work... whatever... but no boats in use

hmmm...

ok, lets find some evidence of boat repairing, building or even tools... none

right, so there are some massive cities and large towns, full of different materials which must of been transported in some way, take early britain.. most of the large cities are on the coast or on a major river, why? because transport across land was expensive and long winded, river work on the other hand is much more popular!


this strange fact upset my basic minded fighter, at first he thought he had got it wrong somewhere. but no! he was right, but didn't understand why or even how.

that was about to change

during the following day, the perplexed thinker was now wandering up the main river, leading to the white tower. and the bridge a fork in the river revealed the large island with the tall tower, taking the left river route quite soon the water was knee high rather than depths that he had to swim through to get there...

ok, try the right river route, hmmm not bad some big rocks, but nothing... oh wait, knee high again around the north sewer enterance

well huh!?! this doesnt make sense, how did the galleons get to the waterfront docks

(at this point - i wont mention the "sleeping adrift" questline)

right, ok, let's check for high tide marks, not high enough, also during his history he had never witnessed flooding or even really really really bad storms... just the rain for a few days... nothing more

maybe some unknown technology?

no.. the sword is forged still and it is the conflict winner

magic?

never seen the arch-mage use such power, no god would do this

so my infinite genius clap his hands...

and shouted...

i am in a computer game

ARGHHH!!!


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sorry for the hurt - i love you oblivion

read the above

when you watch the final episode of Lost, remember the above...

dont believe me... read lostisagame.com

Head... Spinning... Dramatically...

Then don't read http://www.gamesas.com/bgsforums/index.php?showtopic=1058494&st=0&p=15365578&#entry15365578 :nope:
Your head will probably fall off. :lmao:

For some reason that makes sense... Admittably I ve done the quest so its less confusing.

Or is there something wrong with me?

Here's a simple test:

Does the following sentence make sense? Five out of Four people have trouble with math.

If you answered "Yes"

If you answered "No"

So, which answer did you choose?

What if I answered both?

In that case,

Umm, can we lose the clowns and just stick with cheese?

Well, we can lose the clowns, but

Ill take the latter and its a deal!

Very well then:

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or is it Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm

More like

YayBoo!!
BooYay!!
Huzzah!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, there are half a hundred gates to hell popping up all over the world, spewing out demons, and the people are still worried about the mud crabs in they're natural habitat.

A prince of madness is showing up multiple times to attract adventurers and cause dogs to rain out of the sky, and the folks are talking about a new gig at the Fighters guild.

A magical compass, journal, and an invisible, inhumanly large storage bag slammed through the atmosphere of the game world and ended up in your prison cell, and the prisoners still continue to make fun of your race..

and your worried about how the boat docked at the Imperial City...
Your intelligence is on line with the in game NPCs tonight, buddy.


And the spam? Blech.

QFT.

That is all.

Wow. This thread took a wrong turn before it even got started, eh?

Closed for spamicity.