"The Lusty Argonian Maid" Continued?

Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:47 am

Yes. And in the centuries since, it'll have gone from being considered tawdry entertainment for the masses to one of the classics of late 3rd-era literary canon.

That would be such a funny addition to lore! It's got to happen. There will be plays of it. :flamed:
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Vickey Martinez
 
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:45 am

My Argonian Dovahkiin will be an ancestor descendant of hers. :P


Fixed that for ya.

Crassius Curio, yeah? I think he was possibly dead for Oblivion as well. That doesn't mean we can't get a new act/scene in Skyrim though. That book is obviously just for fun anyways. I think if they can justify only including one seemingly random scene in Oblivion, there's no reason that they can't include a different seemingly random scene in Skyrim.


Of course. Considering the "irl" fans, would an in-game devotee of Crassius' work be so odd? Someone who thought Uncle Crassius was the greatest writer to ever live, and who dared to try and complete his works since the world was denied them by cruel fate?

Bring on the in-game fanfic writers, says I! :D
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:59 pm

I google searched it and.. i've seen much worse, man up!

I wouldnt cry myself to sleep if it wasnt continued, but sure if it is i'll read it, just need to find my tissues... what?
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:51 am

They should add the continuation in Skyrim.

And it should literally be about cleaning a spear.
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Stacyia
 
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:09 am

i'm trying hard to resist the temptation. is it that bad?


wouldn't crassius be dead though? maybe he wrote more acts that went unpublished, and theres a quest involving uncovering the lost acts?

Oh Mah Gawd.....I just image searched it. Muahaha...
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:14 am

In daggerfall you have worse, The Real Barenziah, Part IV, the version in morrowind and oblivion was changed because it was so controversial
Read on if you dare...
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"Ah," Therris said. "Payment first, sweet thing." He put an arm around her, leaned over and kissed her, thrusting his tongue deep into her mouth and his free hand into her shirt.
"Nice," he said presently, withdrawing his tongue, but not his hand. His other hand slid down inside her waistband and fondled her buttocks.
"Let's go upstairs. We can use my room," Barenziah felt both embarassed and excited by his boldness.
Therris grinned insolently. "Why bother? You want me, don't you? I'll bet you'd pay me, wouldn't you?"
"No," Barenziah said. She did want him, but not that badly.
"No? Well, a bargain's a bargain and Therris keeps his word. But here. Now." He hiked her skirt up and pulled her onto his lap so she sat astride, facing him. He opened her shirt and pulled it down on her shoulders so that her briasts were exposed.
"Nice pair, kid." She was facing the wall but she could feel the stares of the other patrons. A hush had fallen over the place. Even the bard had stilled. She felt both nausea and a hot burning desire. Her hands released his turgid [censored] and then it was inside her and she was screaming in both pain and ecstasy. Then everything went black.
When she came to herself again she was sitting beside Therris, who was buttoning her shirt. "That hurt!" she said indignantly.
"Always does, kid. Didn't anyone ever tell you about Khajiit men? It hurts good though, now doesn't it?" Barenziah scowled at him. She was still smarting. His [censored] had tiny little barbs on it.

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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:52 am

Are these the same people who don't want lizard briasts?
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Vicky Keeler
 
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:23 pm

My Argonian Dovahkiin will be an ancestor of hers. :P

Wow, than I am your idol! :mohawk:
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 10:54 am

Are these the same people who don't want lizard briasts?


Lizard briasts are one thing. What the "The Lusty Argonian Maid" puts into your imagination is QUITE another.
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 11:29 am

Skyrim need new writing material that reflect their culture and location rather than a copying an obscure play script from Morrowind. I vote meh to no.
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:09 am

The spear needs some more polishing .
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Farrah Lee
 
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 8:58 am

The spear needs some more polishing .

You mean the Speare! :hubbahubba:
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 9:02 am

You mean the Speare! :hubbahubba:

In the next act it will be Spears.
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Post » Sun Dec 26, 2010 3:43 am

Heck, This thing was a masterpiece.
Hope it makes a return.
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