I stood at the altar of the Vault 101 church, today was the day that I married the love of my life, Amata. My father had mysteriously disappeared, but I could live without him. The classical wedding music began to play as I saw Amata come walking down the aisle in her beautiful white wedding dress. She reached the altar and whispered to me "I love you..."

I replied to her with a simple "I love you too..."

The pastor began to speak, "Do you, Kody, take Amata to be your belovedly wedded wife?"

"I do."

"And do you, Amata, take Kody to be your belovedly wedded husband?"

"I do."

"Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride."

I leaned over to her and delivered a kiss that was like no other. She kissed me back, and then, my father burst through the doors.

*GASP* Everyone in the church was shocked. "SON! HOW DARE YOU CURSE THIS FAMILY WITH THAT...that... THING!"

"Dad?! What the hell?! I love her, she's hot, and great in bed!"

"HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER!" The overseer was now involved.

"You stay out of this you b*stard!"

A random man stood up from the benches and yelled out exactly like from the song, "MORTAL KOMBAT!!"

Suddenly, my father screamed "HADDUKKEN!" and a large fireball flew from his hands and collided with the overseer's face, burning him. Amata then came onto me and started getting it on with me, but then, she turned into Micheal Jackson (may he rest in peace). I threw her/him/it off me and my body and it said "Hee-hee!" in a Micheal Jackson way.

I screamed at the top of my lungs and my father said "SON! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU! SON!"

I jumped out of my bed and fell onto the floor and my head hit the computer chair beside it. My father was there too, and he was also screaming. I looked around, I was in my room... I looked into the living room and saw star wars: episode III playing on the TV. "DAD! WHAT?!"

"Son! What is it? What's wrong?!"

"WHAT' WRONG!? WHAT'S WRONG?! YOU TELL ME!"

"I heard you from my apartment and came rushing to see what was happening. You were yelling, and cursing and you were saying things like 'What the hell?! I love her, she's hot, and great in bed' What is that?"

"I had the weirdest dream."

My father's expression changed immediatly to a sinister look. "Are you sure it was a dream?"


"WHAT?!"

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You likey?!

This made my day mate!!!!! It's morning as well man so thanks for giving me a wakening up boost :laugh:

I've gotta go to school man but I'll remember this story for a while

thanks, I really appreciate it. I might make another, but I'm not sure yet. I hope more people check this out.

There need to be more stories like this. Kudos for Michael Jackson transformation!

Thanks for the support peoplez. Expect "What?! 2" shortly.

Don't call it What?! 2.....call it Yeah! then to be followed up with OK!!

what the....
im gonna admit it..it's more random and funny than anything else...
make another one!

Funny stuff man...funny stuff. I have this weird feeling you forgot about this, in which case this is your reminder. Make YEAH next please.

Weird. But FUNNY! Yes, write more. Make a series. Maybe something with Moira next.

already made a new one, look for the topic called:

="Yeah..."- "What?!" part deux (two)=

uh What?!?

I guess kudos are in order.

Gave me a good laugh.