Amazing Theory! : V - Skyrim

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:22 pm

Now I understand what you're on about at least, and it seems alright and we at least have an established theory (at last!). But now for one extra question to test your theory out: Why? Why are the dragons (led by Jiub, I think we can leave out the 'St.' now) wanting to attack Skyrim. Do they want land back? or, do they have a reason to hate those from Skyrim? I'm thinking we need to know why they attack before we can call them 'evil'.

It took me some time to grasp Destris ingenuity, but even gentle water (Destric logic) can permeate solid rock (me head) with time.

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/File:TamrielMap.jpg

The Dragons were gone for good, and when they came back they forgot the map in some cave, so they turned left (Skyrim) instead of right (Morrowind) and started spitting fireballs at those cold-resistant nords. Seeing that they were doing double damage, they felt they were getting more powerful, and just stayed there, terrorising women, children and cowards.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:11 am

OP is a liar!!! St. Juib IS "The Dragonborn" and he had driven away the EVIL cliffracers from Vvanderfell. The cliffracers went to Akavir where dragons were living in peace and attacked them! The peaceful dragons who are allies of empire got mad and attacked Skyrim. Now The Dragonborn will help them calm down and take their revenge from EVIL CLIFFRACER SCUMS!!! LONG LIVE THE DRAGONS!!!

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:54 am

I just read http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1150435-will-there-be-multiple-races-or-multiple-nords-in-skyrim/ and now this one. I love my life. :rofl:

But.... on a serious note. You know what this means? You know the consequences of your actions?
Soon, when people realize that you spread the truth, when the entire world knows the plot of Skyrim within this week.
You know what will happen? They are coming for you, their will gather their army of developers and use the moderators soul-smelling ability to find you. You should find a place of shelter, because no where will be safe for you.
Your sacrifice will not be in forgotten, we will remember you st. Destris

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/12800000/Oh-my-God-randy-marsh-12828633-128-121.jpg

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:01 pm

You... you just blew my mind.

CONSPIRACY!

Edit: If a developer came into this thread right now and played into the joke... there would not be a stop to much many lulz I would have from this thread.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:48 pm

I have a theory you might be a very bitter cliffracer incognito, wanting us to rise up and hate jiub.

Damn you, it will never happen.

Unless... you two have been working together on this! I DONT KNOW WHO TO TRUST ANYMORE!

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:55 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was killing cliff racers and it turns out they are just innocent child eating monsters....

WHY..... :banghead:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:41 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I was killing cliff racers and it turns out they are just innocent child eating monsters....

WHY..... :banghead:

Well, as long as you left their good friends and equally innocent friends the mudcrabs alone...

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:45 pm

No, this cannot be truth? Thee time of conspiracies hast came, I must flee, I must hide fromst thee lies!!! :bolt:
I willst dig inn, and take with me, all of thee Imperial Library's additions! There must be a foretell of this, this is too big for great wizards to not foresee :bowdown:
Truth willst be found, and I willst not return before it is!!!

Thee shalt not feed my knowledge with lies, thee shalt not capture me in conspiration, and misslead!!! :flamethrower:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:25 pm

Tamriel is screwed, because I sure as hell am not going to help the cliffracers come back.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:59 am

Dragons are not wyverns - they are alike, but not of the same "race". Dragons are bigger, have arms and have a breath of spouting fire. Wyverns are smaller, no not have arms and do not breathe fire.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:27 am

your theory makes sense, i would like to see the dragons have a rematch with the cliff racers, that would be pretty amazing :prod:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:08 pm

My god lets close this post b4 any1 starts thinking it would be "FUN" to write the next game with crazy talk like this in mind

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:00 am

My god lets close this post b4 any1 starts thinking it would be "FUN" to write the next game with crazy talk like this in mind

this isnt a crazy theory, its not such a bad idea imo

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:01 am

Jagar Tharn? Joke

Mannimarco? Hah..

Dagoth Ur? Oh come on..

Invasion from Oblivion? Tell me something I dont know..

Dragons? Seriously, that's the best you can come up with?

Cliffracers?

TAMRIEL IS DOOMED!