Typical Chuck Norris Badassery : Othor Games

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:03 pm

Earthquakes are the result of Chuck Norris yawning.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:46 pm

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:41 pm

Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe... By round-house kicking a horse in the chin

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:51 am

chuck norris' copy of morrowind came with a Destruction Set

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:40 pm

we should set up a battle to the death, using only hand-to-hand combat.

CHUCK NORRIS V.S STEVEN(Stephen?) SEGAL!

people will flock from all over the world and pay hundreds just to see it.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:52 am

Chuck Norris once cloned and fought himself for a challenge. They both won.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:51 pm

You guys are killing me :rofl:

Chuck Norris found the Dwemer puzzle box without leaving Balmora

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 11:19 pm

When Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee he made a deal with the Devil that if he beats him in a fight he can go back to earth to fight Bruce Lee, after 3 years of intense fighting Chuck Finally won and returned to earth but wore the Devils mark as a reminder that he had spent time in hell, his beard. After returning to earth Chuck found out that Bruce had died while he was fighting the devil and in his anger caused the Kinnaur earthquake. Now he wanders the earth looking for a strong enough opponent to fight but none have been able to match Chuck...for now.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:42 pm

Chuck Norris craps artifacts.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:02 pm

Chuck Norris knows he'll fit right in.

:rofl:

You guys are killing me. :laugh:

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:04 am

chuck who ? ......... * looks over shoulder * * enters witness protection program *

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:31 am

When Mudcrabs see Chuck Norris they die instantly.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 5:07 pm

Every time Chuck Norris gets angry, a black hole is created - and Stephen Hawking has to think a little harder.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:56 pm

Chuck Norris makes better trees than Vurt.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:01 pm

Chuck Norris is larger than life.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 2:47 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't get addicted to Skooma, Skooma gets addicted to Chuck Norris.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:36 am

Every Thanksgiving, the turkeys organize a death match - the winner has the honor of being eaten by Chuck Norris.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:33 am

Chuck Norris doesn't need a reproduction system, he'll get a chick pregnant just by looking at her.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:02 am

Chuck Norris can pass the magical barriers into Oblivion whenever he likes.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:26 am

Peter Griffin remained silent when Chuck Norris said the bird was not the word.

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 8:49 pm

when he uses a sniper enemy does 360 and no scopes him self

» Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:14 pm

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor who slapped him was cranekicked into a tuesday morning in 4367 A.D.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:27 am

Chuck Norris retired to Vvardenfell, where he enjoyed reading ashlander poetry, picking wild herbs and flowers, and raising his herd of pet guar.
That is, until recently.....
Chuck Norris was the only human to survive the horrible destruction of Vvardenfell.
Beware, evildoers, Chuck Norris hungers for revenge. He's going to carve your carcass into steaks with the Fork of Horripilation and the Soul Drinker.

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:09 am

Chuck Norris equips Keening & Sunder and gains HP when not wearing Wraithguard

» Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:05 am

Enough with this spammy meme.