Chapter 1, What the hell?

The Nord Prisoner awoke in his dark, moldy cell, unaware of why he was even in it.

"What in the name of Talos?" Jolg asked himself.

All he could remember was last night, he was in the the bar in the Imperial City, he must of had to much Beer and had must of done something, he could not remember.

"Well, well, well look who finnaly decided to wake up the big, strong, Nord, or should I say Nerd! That right Nerd, you probably don't remember why your in here, probably becuase you decided to get boozed up typical Nord! Well, they guards have a cure for your hang over, yes its simple really just EXECUTION is all! Ha ha ha ha! Thats right Nord your going to die in here, your going to die!" The nasty looking Dunmer spoke "Oh, hear that it's the guards, and there coming, for you!" The Dunmer laughed and went back into his chair.

"[censored] you" Jolg said calmly.

The Guards were coming they walked slowly, and slowly towards Jolg's cell. When they cam infront of it Jolg realized that they were not any normal Gaurds there armor was different. He then saw someone behind the guards, it was the Emperor!

"Ureil Septim!" Jolg said.
"Jolg the Blue, why it couldn't be, why yes, yes it is!" Uriel said in astonisment.
"Urr...you guys no each other?" Bauras said puzzled.
"Know eachother, Jolg here was one of my advisors twelve years ago! He would of still been if he had not adivsed me to fire my cook, the new one svcks!" Uriel said.
"Yes, indeed I was old freind, but what brings you here to the prison?" Jolg asked.
"I'm trying to escape actually! I have no idea why we just didn't use the front door, I mean it would be alot easier" Uriel said.
"Oh well good luck with that!" Jolg said "Oh and could you let me out from Jail it's awfully smelly in here".
"Oh, alright fine, I banish you from your cell, you know have diplomatic immunity, and now to make it official!" Uriel said, he pulled out a parchment and signed it, he then handed it to Jolg.
"This says you can never ever ever in a million eras get in trouble for anything you do!" said Uriel.
"Are you fo serial?" Jolg asked.
"Oh I'm fo serial, I'm fo serial times two" Uriel said.