"Toylet" : Othor Games

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:45 pm

Well, it's still in its early stages so there is a bunch that could go wrong and I, for one, do not want to be there when the [censored] hits the fan.

Spoiler

Also, getting pissed has become a very confusing term now. You could be getting angry, drunk, playing a game. Or all three!

Warning: poor quality jokes ahead

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[] Pub / Bar release title: An Arnold Schwarzenegger feature game where you fight against robots in, The Urinator. You'll be back.
[2] More release titles or feature flicks:

Dookie Nukem
The Dookie's of Hazard (it looses a bit, I know)
Summer Tycoon (sell lemonade and pie)

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:03 pm

I, for one, do not want to be there when the [censored] hits the fan.

Good one.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:03 am

I could take the piss out of Toylet but all my puns are rather crappy.

I'll sure be pissed off if I fail at games on this thing.

Satisfied?

Well, it's still in its early stages so there is a bunch that could go wrong and I, for one, do not want to be there when the [censored] hits the fan.

Spoiler

Also, getting pissed has become a very confusing term now. You could be getting angry, drunk, playing a game. Or all three!

Warning: poor quality jokes ahead

Spoiler

[] Pub / Bar release title: An Arnold Schwarzenegger feature game where you fight against robots in, The Urinator. You'll be back.
[2] More release titles or feature flicks:

Dookie Nukem
The Dookie's of Hazard (it looses a bit, I know)
Summer Tycoon (sell lemonade and pie)

Crap.

I mean they're great!

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:24 am

a virtual girl's skirt gets blown up by a digital wind.

So it measures your flatulence? OMFG

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:45 pm

This isn't exactly how I envisioned the glorious return of Sega.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:05 am

But what about the girl gamers? :confused:

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:02 am

:rofl:

BTW, never say "now i've heard/seen it all", the internet will prove you wrong in less than 30 seconds :cold:

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:15 am

:rofl:

BTW, never say "now i've heard/seen it all", the internet will prove you wrong in less than 30 seconds :cold:

Yeah that is so true. I thought I seen/herd it all till I read the web page. I just wonder what can top this. LOL.

Now I am curious if we are going to have a 3D version of this?

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:23 pm

You know, what would be more valuable to society than a urinal-based game would be one that assigned points on how clean your hands are after washing.

"Congratulations, you have achieved a 0.02% bacteria level! Have 1000 points!"

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:25 pm

Has anyone seen the French model?

Spoiler

It's a plastic hole in your floor.

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:00 pm

I see myself getting very very pissed off when I don't win.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:25 am

Has anyone seen the French model?

Spoiler

It's a plastic hole in your floor.

:lmao:

» Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:41 pm

Ohh, that Japan... What will they think of next?

If you had seen what I saw in a video then you would be saying "why" instead of what will they think of next. I swear japan has the good stuff and I want to take a trip there one day.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:45 am

This is sooo good. I want one.

"Splashing Battle!" pits the user against the previous urinal user in terms of stream strength.

That's just genius!
^_^

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:16 am

WTF Japan!?!

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:54 am

I remember a urinal toy called "tinkletoy." It was just a spinner your stream would spin, but this is something way out there.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:37 am

Meh, I'll hold off for it's next iteration, "The PisStation 2." I hear the graphics are gonna be the "bomb."

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:23 am

Meh, I'll hold off for it's next iteration, "The PisStation 2." I hear the graphics are gonna be the "bomb."

I heard that the CrapBox was gonna have some game from the Mac called Urinal: Combat Evolved or something like that

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:32 am

If I wanted to play games while going to the bathroom I'd bring a PSP or a DS this is ridiculous. Plus the games are pretty crappy!

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:22 am

I would not want to be the service engineer for one of those.

Me either.

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 1:32 am

Might be useful for finally potty training ~~myself~~ little kids. :whistling:

» Fri Apr 08, 2011 7:20 am

Females and men with either a urinary track infection or prostates problems or kidney stones will have problems playing this.

Can't---jump---errr---can't---pee--errr uh-oh I see blood :unsure: !