If you were an animal... : Othor Games

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 5:26 am

Oh shush, details! :slap: I've learned that monkey style does it better with the ladies than ape style. :hehe:

You naughty monkey!

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 6:59 am

I would choose a blue whale, but that's a lot of swimming just to eat and get laid.

The jury is still out on whether or not they count as life because they do not subscribe to the cell theory. Calling a virus a living thing would almost be akin to calling a prion a living thing.

As long as Derrida isn't on the jury...

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 9:42 pm

Good, you can both be my dinner.

...What is a wolverine doing in the middle of a coral reef? ?_?

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:28 pm

Protoss ummm a bird of some sorts. Cause flying is well cool.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 11:12 am

...What is a wolverine doing in the middle of a coral reef? ?_?

Simple. Wolverines can't read GPS displays.

Besides which, everyone knows SQUID is what you eat. Not octopus.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:07 pm

Ursus arctos horribilis.

Naturally, my favorite animal.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 8:26 am

Ursus arctos horribilis.

Naturally, my favorite animal.

Arctodus or Ursus maritimus could beat it easily.

Simple. Wolverines can't read GPS displays.

Besides which, everyone knows SQUID is what you eat. Not octopus.

I've had octopus sushi before, which was pretty good.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:44 am

Well, that's just weird.

And you definitely don't eat cuttlefish.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:54 am

Well, that's just weird.

And you definitely don't eat cuttlefish.

You'd be surprised.

Now what if I were a http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Giant_Haasts_eagle_attacking_New_Zealand_moa.jpg?

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:29 am

You'd be surprised.

Now what if I were a http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2d/Giant_Haasts_eagle_attacking_New_Zealand_moa.jpg?

Oh man, I am so glad these guys are extinct. They'd be top of the food chain otherwise O_o I'd love to see an actual skeleton of one of these.

Funny thing is, I was coming in here to say I'd love to be a hawk, cause I've always wanted to be able to fly, or maybe a horse. Me likes hawsies XD

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:05 am

Ursus arctos horribilis.

Using my non-existant skills of latin, polar bear?

Edit: nope, just plain grizzly :blush:

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:54 am

Using my non-existant skills of latin, polar bear?

Incorrect, it's the grizzly bear. The polar bear is Ursus maritimus.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:49 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentavis_magnificens

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:05 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argentavis_magnificens

I'd forgotten about that bird.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 1:15 am

Basically the non-morphic version of my avatar. Vulpes Vulpes. The red fox. Lives just about everywhere. Resides comfortably beside / in human cities and sometimes even ends up as a a http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46sG3zHpZw8.

... of course, you probably could have all guessed this without my posting here.

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:55 am

Vulpes lagopus

I'm an Arctic Fox for sure. I don't really mind the cold that much and I love the snow. And my fursona is an arctic fox

And Ren, I would love to have a fox instead of a dog or a cat. By have, I don't mean own (let it come and go as it pleases, just leave food and water for it and if it decides to stay indoors, treat it like a pet.)

Edit: And ironically my hair-length tends to match theirs (when it comes to seasons, summer-short, winter-long, etc.)

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 4:36 am

parrot who has been taught to mimic curse words

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 3:34 am

*Points to his avatar*

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:02 am

It doesn't matter since I wouldn't know that I am an animal, unless I were a chimpanzee...

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:12 pm

I would be an amazing chinchilla that could do back-flips.

» Sat Apr 02, 2011 11:59 pm

Manbearpig

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 2:58 pm

i would like to be a house cat, i could just relax all day

» Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:21 am

I like the one in my avatar, or a jaguar. Jaguars are like the most powerful of the big cats, they can kill things in like 5 seconds without their prey knowing what happened, and they stay up in trees. Snow leopards are cool too.