Moriarty’s Saloon was packed, everyone there was drunk except for Gob and Nova. Nova was in an upstairs bedroom with a client, the two were making quite the racket, Gob was sitting on a stool behind the bar counter with a depressed look on his face. The door to the saloon flew open and Moriarty walked in with two girls on his side, the girls weren’t to pretty but Moriarty was to [censored] faced to care. Gob sighed and grabbed two bottles of beer, he dropped two pills into the bottle and handed them to Moriarty.

“This better be the special brew Gob! You don’t want another beating do you!” yelled Moriarty. Gob cowered while Moriarty yelled, “No sir, of course not sir.” whimpered Gob. Several people in the bar erupted into laughter after seeing how much of a pathetic wimp Gob was. Gob frowned and sat back on the stool, he felt like crying but it would humiliate him even more. Moriarty brought the women upstairs and the door to the bar opened once again, the man who entered look different from the rest of the customers. He was wearing a dirty black duster and a hunting rifle was on a sling over his shoulder. The man had a scruffy brown goatee and scruffy brown hair. His eyes were sky blue. The man walked over to the bar counter and sat down in front of Gob.

“Hey there, can I get a shot of Vodka?” asked the man. Gob was shocked, no man had ever treated him so nicely, “Yeah! Of course buddy! You’re the first person to come into this bar and not make fun of me!” said Gob with a big smile. The man started to chuckle, “Not that kind of guy friend. Bigots piss me off. Ghouls are humans to, it seems people forget that.” said the man. “Wow. I like you, the Vodka’s on the house.” said Gob. He poured the man a shot and he downed it immediately. “Thanks, what your name?” asked the man. “I am Gob.” said Gob. The man chuckled once again, “Not making fun of your name but it sure is funny, my names Mordecai, Mordecai Ember.” Gob chuckled with the man, “Yeah Gob is a funny name, I don’t remember how I got it. It’s not my real name. I forget my real name though. Nobody’s called me it in over one hundred and fifty years…” said Gob. “That’s to bad, well it was nice talking to you, is there a room available, maybe a little female company?” asked Mordecai. “Well Nova’s with a client right now, you can wait a bit or I could give you a pill. You give this pill to any one of these chicks in the bar they’ll do anything with you and they’ll never remember it.” said Gob. “[censored]. You know, that don’t sound to bad.” said Moriarty, “Hell give me one of em.” Gob grabbed a pill from under the counter and handed it to Mordecai. “Thanks Gob, I am having some fun tonight!” said Mordecai with a chuckle, “Oh and I need a beer.” Gob grabbed a beer and Mordecai placed five caps on the counter. “Thanks.”

Mordecai dropped the pill into the bottle of beer and started to scout the bar, there was a girl in the corner who was drop dead gorgeous. “Damn.” said Mordecai out loud, he got up from his stool and walked over to the girl. “Hey there pretty lady, may I offer you a beer?” said Mordecai. The woman started to laugh, “You trying to drug me boy? What you don’t think I didn’t see you put that pill in the bottle?” said the Lady. “[censored], I guess I should have been more discreet.” said Mordecai, he put the bottle on the table. “Well then how about you come with me and I’ll give you a night you’ll never forget!” said Mordecai. “Damn boy, your crazy! First you try to drug me so you can [censored] me, now you are just out right asking to [censored] me? [censored]. Might as well do it, I ain’t had action since… Last week.” said the Lady. Mordecai smiled, “Damn, your one sweet chick, lets go do it.”

Mordecai lead the lady up to a room and they both laid crawled into the bed…. Several hours later…. Mordecai woke up with the lady beside him, “Yes! That wasn’t a dream!” Mordecai got out of bed and got his boxers on, while he got out of bed he woke the woman up, she got out of the bed and started to look around for her clothes but they were no where to be found. “Mordecai where’s my clothes?” she asked. “Well I don’t know, that’s awfully strange, by the way what’s your name I didn’t get it last night.” asked Mordecai. “Names Scarlet now find my clothes I can’t leave this bar naked!” said Scarlet. “Oh but I am sure you can, I am sure most of the people in that bar would enjoy it!” joked Mordecai. “Ha ha funny, but you’re the only one in this bar who can see me nvde, NOW GET ME SOME CLOTHES!” yelled Scarlet. “Damn fine!” said Mordecai. [censored]y [censored].

EDIT: Oh craps! I forgot that I was going to do a sequel to "The Legionary"... I am going to do that first before this one.