The most annoying charachter EVA! : Fallout 3

» Fri May 13, 2011 1:32 pm

Well, i can sum up mine in this list:

1. Colonel Augustus Gloop, or Autumn as you know him, the ignorant blind jerk!

2. President Eden, In dire need of a memory wipe, and then, to be wiped again!

3. The East Coast Enclave, At least we do not blindly follow a Machine in the East Coast Brotherhood, we only let it do the heavy assaults and step on crunchy enclave troops, he he he he he!

4. Commander Jabsco, the jerk in charge of Talon Company who sent the women Talons on solo missions into irradiated Feral ghoul infested areas without backup.

5. Hercules Missile satellite, If it was so good to begin with, why not use it to begin with to blow the Citadel( i cannot believe i suggested that.)

» Fri May 13, 2011 4:30 pm

Princess and Mayor Macready

» Fri May 13, 2011 5:08 am

The Tunnel Snakes

» Fri May 13, 2011 8:02 am

I really didn't mind Moira that much.

Victoria Watts, on the other hand. Not only did I not do what she said, I laughed as she was incinerated by a nearby robobrain.
Sticky was devoured by mole rats while I looked on.
Bryan Wilks was beaten up by raiders and super mutants while trying to give his quest to me.
I randomly found Nathan dead in the streets. :eek:

Jericho asploded.(Grenade in pants) :lol:

» Fri May 13, 2011 12:13 pm

The kid who runs little lamplight, i cant stand him.

Little immortal [censored]

» Fri May 13, 2011 12:59 pm

The kid who runs little lamplight, i cant stand him.

Little immortal [censored]

Because I use a mod to remove the essential flag on all the braindead little kiddiots in the game, the BratCave is only safe from utter eradication until I have the GECK.
Once I have the GECK, then hunting season in Little Lamplight is open.
http://www.fallout3nexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=376 on Fallout 3 Nexus.
All the other imbeceilc brats are gib fodder well before I get the GECK. :evil:

Jenifur Charne

» Fri May 13, 2011 1:59 pm

I never really hated anybody; I had fortunately visited Big Town before Little Lamplight so I was able to fast travel to minimize contact with Shorty.

I do dislike Moriarty, though; he's a real bastard.

» Fri May 13, 2011 10:30 am

I never really hated anybody; I had fortunately visited Big Town before Little Lamplight so I was able to fast travel to minimize contact with Shorty.

I do dislike Moriarty, though; he's a real bastard.

I do wish there was a way to have the player convince Moriarty to move his business to Paradise Falls.
His establishment is the sole thing in Megaton I am sorry to see demolished.

Jenifur Charne

» Fri May 13, 2011 6:13 am

Here's my list.

1) Moira.

Spoiler

"Do me a favor and wander around an entire town rigged with mines."

2)Dad.
3)Moira.

Spoiler

"How about you go drink some irradiated water for me?"

4)The guy from girdershade.
5)Moira.

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"How's about you go blow yourself up, so I can see the effects of blowing yourself up?"

6)The guy from girdershade.
7)Moira.

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"Yes! I've done it! I've killed her! Wait, who's that ghoul? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

8)Ant-agonizer and Mechanist. :facepalm: So stupid, Sooooo stupid.
9)Moira.

Spoiler

"Go plant this device in the middle of a mirelurk nest. What? Kill them? Oh no you can't kill them."

10) Absolutely every kid in lamplight. Tell you what. Even though you can't kill them, it's pretty satisfying rounding them all up and seeing if you can set them all alight with the flamer.

» Fri May 13, 2011 1:06 pm

Here's my list.

1) Moira.

Spoiler

"Do me a favor and wander around an entire town rigged with mines."

Doing Minefield for the guide is easy. It's just time consuming to get things lined up to do it.

Spoiler

1. Do the DLC Aiding The Outcasts as soon as you leave the Vault. This gets you Power Armor training early, and get the Chinese Stealth Armor.
2. Do the Paradise Falls enslavement job, and as a part of it, you will visit Minefield. Go to Minefield, sneaking in stealth using the Chinese Stealth Armor, and Mezz and collar your target.
3. Grind play to level up. Target level: 14. Perk to get at L14: Light Step.
4. Do Moira's Wasteland Survival Guide and be able to do the job in Minefield with no interruptions or risk of setting off mines.

2)Dad.

Agreed.
It is insanely frustrating that you are permanently prevented from doing a Great Service to the Capital Wasteland by executing your father.

3)Moira.

Spoiler

"How about you go drink some irradiated water for me?"

About the only safe quest of hers to do, since you get to do a hazardous to you job in the relative safety of Megaton. Relative safety. Unfortunately, doing the job means a lack of peace and prolonged exposure to a mental safety hazard.

4)The guy from girdershade.
5)Moira.

Spoiler

"How's about you go blow yourself up, so I can see the effects of blowing yourself up?"

Relatively safe and easy mission.

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You need a GOOD supply of grenades, and the only unplannable risk here is from the local mutant pests.
Go out of Megaton, and there is a small crevasse nearby in the rocks.
Use that location as a controlled grenades detonation area, and carefully injure yourself.

6)The guy from girdershade.
7)Moira.

Spoiler

"Yes! I've done it! I've killed her! Wait, who's that ghoul? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Quite agreed. The ghoulification of Moira is excruciatingly abysmal script writing by Bethesduh.

8)Ant-agonizer and Mechanist. :facepalm: So stupid, Sooooo stupid.

Those 2 morons actually do serve a useful purpose.

Spoiler

Stealth kill all the ants and bots when you first visit the town.
When the idiots have been defeated, their armies will respawn, and guard the town.

9)Moira.

Spoiler

"Go plant this device in the middle of a mirelurk nest. What? Kill them? Oh no you can't kill them."

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Find an accessible nest area, clean it out, then offer to do the job Moira wants. Since the Mirelurks were NOT killed during the job, no penalties apply, and it then is an easy run to plant the device.

10) Absolutely every kid in lamplight. Tell you what. Even though you can't kill them, it's pretty satisfying rounding them all up and seeing if you can set them all alight with the flamer.

See my reply to TheTuninator from earlier today for the solution to the set Essential brat plague infesting Fallout 3.

Jenifur Charne

» Fri May 13, 2011 6:08 pm

Thanks for taking the time to post the advice Jenifur. I had found all these solutions before, I was just commenting on how stupid and annoying pretty much all of Moira's missions are. I appreciate it all the same though.