Fat People in Skyrim

Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:36 am

firstly this is not a flame thread about fat people because i would be a hypocrit thats in denial

i just had a naughty thought with the new physics and all that with that people would it be possible to push a fat person of a hill and watch him roll down to certain death ( by certain death i mean a cliff or a very hungry dragon )

i meen that would be quite funny to do if that people are in there


once again this is not a flame thread and no flaming when commenting please you might hurt my feelings :)
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Sara Johanna Scenariste
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 6:16 am

If there isn't a fat Nord tavern owner with a giant beard I'm going to be really disappointed.
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Chavala
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:02 am

Well it should be implimented for realism the less (or more) strength endurance and speed you have the more toned or overweight you become.
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SiLa
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 6:37 pm

It's definitely in. Look, there was a piece of concept art released of a fat Imperial monk.

http://herofit.tv/wp-content/media/2010/08/fat-nerd-boy.jpg
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Cheville Thompson
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 5:29 am

Hasn't it been confirmed?
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Dorian Cozens
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 11:37 am

I want to make a very fat Nord blonde woman. She will be a Bard and wear a horned helmet.
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N Only WhiTe girl
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:32 am

Yes rolling fat bosmer down a hill is a Nordic past time.
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Melly Angelic
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:51 pm

If there isn't a fat Nord tavern owner with a giant beard I'm going to be really disappointed.

:goodjob: YOU SAID IT :goodjob:
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Pete Schmitzer
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 9:08 am

Hell yeah. It was wierd how you could create a character in Oblivion who had a chubby face and then when you took is shirt of he was completely ripped. Fingers crossed, they've already announced body customization, I hope that's not just scars and tatoos. Would it work with scaling the armour?
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Kaley X
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 7:48 pm

Too a point but they would definitely have to do it in moderation. There just wasn't that many fat people at the time when this was set.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:10 am

It's definitely in. Look, there was a piece of concept art released of a fat Imperial.

http://herofit.tv/wp-content/media/2010/08/fat-nerd-boy.jpg



Looks like he got lost on while on his way to an nintendo really devoted fan meeting

i geuss he could have bent space and time to create an interdimensional portal wich took him to the realm of skyrim. 10 minutes later he is being pushed of a hill by me and i will just stand there laughing as he trey to shoot me with his toy nintendo guns hahahaha oh lol that made me cry with laughter you sir have made my day
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 5:25 am

Looks like he got lost on while on his way to an nintendo really devoted fan meeting

i geuss he could have bent space and time to create an interdimensional portal wich took him to the realm of skyrim. 10 minutes later he is being pushed of a hill by me and i will just stand there laughing as he trey to shoot me with his toy nintendo guns hahahaha oh lol that made me cry with laughter you sir have made my day


What are you talking about? The mechanical weapon on his waist? That's just some Dwemer artifact, by the look of it.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 12:53 pm

Too a point but they would definitely have to do it in moderation. There just wasn't that many fat people at the time when this was set.


yeah but when some people get depressed they usualy eat in excess and whats more depresing than the fact that very soon there is a good chance your world is going to be eaten by a dragon thats got a biger appitite than the planet itself
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 12:19 pm

It's definitely in. Look, there was a piece of concept art released of a fat Imperial monk.

http://herofit.tv/wp-content/media/2010/08/fat-nerd-boy.jpg

Why I should not get my hopes up :)
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Teghan Harris
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 11:07 am

I'm gonna make the fattest possible player character.
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Emmie Cate
 
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:15 pm

YES! I want to see what an obese Argonian or Khajiit looks like. Oh wait, won't a fat Khajiit just look like my cat?
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 4:45 am

I think your wish has already been granted. In the GameInformer issue -you know that picture of the pretty blond tavern maid?- well, in the background, there is a heavy, bearded bartender.
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 8:57 pm

What are you talking about? The mechanical weapon on his waist? That's just some Dwemer artifact, by the look of it.



ha amybe it's a dwemer Donut cannon it fires small donuts that expand when the reach the targets mouth

a very deadly weapon in deed "warning reapead exposer to the donut cannon can kill you in several years if you do not excersie if you do well uhh go nuts :)
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Post » Sat May 28, 2011 1:54 pm

firstly this is not a flame thread about fat people because i would be a hypocrit thats in denial

i just had a naughty thought with the new physics and all that with that people would it be possible to push a fat person of a hill and watch him roll down to certain death ( by certain death i mean a cliff or a very hungry dragon )

i meen that would be quite funny to do if that people are in there


once again this is not a flame thread and no flaming when commenting please you might hurt my feelings :)

Here is the deal, I am closing this thread and you may make another like it leaving the "wouldn't it be funny to" and the "fat person" comments out of it. Redo the poll in an acceptable way. No pushing folks off cliffs because of size nor laughing at it.

You may include people of all sizes and shapes in a respectful way as as a matter of fact it is a subject many people are interested in discussing. After all, our world has people of all sizes, why not Skyrim? But making funny jokes about people of different sizes just will not fly here.
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