» Sat May 28, 2011 3:36 pm
Kiion Venim (of the Fighter's Guild): "Bah, why does this place -smell- so bad?"
(pained groan)
Kiion Venim: "Hello? Who's there?"
(another pained groan, followed by growling)
Kiion Venim: "Are... you alright? Hello?"
(obviously female voice muttering incoherently)
Kiion Venim: "Sera, if you can hear me... say something. Are you-... oh! There you... OH! Oh-ho... oh... no... what is that smell?"
(Further growling is heard as Corprus Girl appears in the doorway, coughing and gurgling.)
Kiion Venim: "What in the... is... what the...? Gah! What in the name of Almalexia's sanctimonious thong-armored ass is that?! Are... is... what?! Hey... uh... good afternoon! I'm... er, sorry. Excuse me just a moment... but did you know... your eye... it's... erm... dangling a bit? You... might want to just... kinda... stick that back in there... and... oh, oh... I... just no. No. This is too much... I've got to stop taking these damn jobs!"
Corprus Girl: "Ggnntrrgg... hellllp... me...."
Kiion Venim: "You can not be serious! It talks?! That means... you're not a zombie. And that means you've got Co-... oh, damn it all to Oblivion! No... no no no... no no no! This is... this is... this just isn't worth the money. I'm... I'm sorry, Lady, I really am, but... but you're going to... you're... yeah... I'm going to run away screaming like a girl, now."
(a shrill, girlish shriek can be heard, and the scene ends with our 'brave' Champion running away for dear life)
That is, quite literally, the scenario that played out in front of my eyes the moment I saw this thing for the first time in game, now.
It was quite epic.
Thanks, Westly!