Have you played Brotherhood of Steel?
(And no, I don't mean fallout tactics)
You have been charged with the following crimes 'Speaking of that we do not speak, Having played that of which we do not speak, instigating a conversation about said unlawful object filled with heresy.'
We, the Fallout Inquisition, hereby denounce you a heretic, and from this point on forth, you are excommunicated from the Fallout Faith. All who harbor you will be found, and tried, and executed...
SET ALIGHT THE STAKES!
>joke<