I live near a lot of narrow minded people who frown on individuality and assume that I must be gay because I'm interested in music instead of sports.

Our neighbours across the street, who have four parking spots around their house but only two cars, have decided to always park their cars outside our house and fill their own driveway with crap.

Some ****ers left cigerette butts in my yard a while back and my mom thought I was smoking on the side of our house. And amazingly I don't smoke considering the people I keep as friends. (Damn neighbors).

Also every cabinet and shelf in our home is somehow crooked or broken in some way. Our dog left a giant gnaw hole in our hallway wall when he was teething.(sister forgot to take him out while we were gone).
My dad accidently broke the glass on the back door, currently held by duct tape till we have a proper replacement.(Got a problem? Duct it).
Birds are living in our boilers exhaust pipe. (Kind of cool actually).
Crickets like to move in to our house every winter. (Kind of comfortable with them, unless they sneak into the shower).
I think theres something living under our crawlspace.(My evil twin?)
Our neighbor's daughter's husband is some **** with big speakers blasting out of his car. I can't believe their kids have to sit in that car waiting for their ears to go deaf...

I think a homeless man tries to steal stuff from our Garage. Luckily we lock it.