i punch someone lightly in the faaaar mountains...and somehow everyone in cyrodiil knows i did it?


and they put me in jail for it?


doesnt make sense to me.

The guy you punched tweeted it :tongue:
But seriously OB guards are infamously telepathic and you are right, it doesn't make sense, but it is the kind of flaw you just have to overlook and focus instead on the tons of features that make Oblivion great.

They have a hive-mmind like the ants of a colony. Everyone know what one know. The funny thing is that thats not even a joke.
Edit: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs30/f/2008/159/4/9/49022fddbbb5214f815f1c90d083f7d2.jpg

It is well known that Guards in Cyrodiil have psychic powers.

This mod changes that a little:

http://tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=11911

i always thought they were telepathic super soldiers, created by the imperial government to hunt down criminal scum...a project gone horribly write

you were looking for a joke answer right? :biggrin:

*punches Anvil guard*

-NYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAHNYAH- (telepathic communication is now occurring)

*flees to Imperial City*

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"

*turns around to see guard clad in Anvil city cuirass*

"Dang..."

Not only are they psychic, but they will find you even if you fled to Yokuda.

Gotta love their persistence.... bliviongate:

It would be great if the police irl was even half as dedicated too justice as them. I don't think it would be any crime since even if you bribe one guard 100000 others know what you did.

The Psijic Order produces enchanted helmets that automatically detect when and where a crime is committed as well as who committed it. Guess who they provide these wondrous helmets to?

:laugh: Very funny. I've never seen this one before.



Hey, that was my theory!



Well, that explains it!