This thread is far from being serious. I just want to make a joke thread with what achievements/trophies could be, but really, take the most ridiculous achievements/trophies you can think of, or simply ones you think would be cool but wouldn't be included.
And don't follow the way Oblivion made it: not any achievements/trophies for completing quests, or maybe special ones if you really want to
Here are a few I though about

Vengeance! - kill someone after he mentionned mudcrabs...
And I thought you were a god - Kill Alduin without getting hit
My old clothes still fit? - Boost your strenght to 100
The Eye of the Tiger - kill a minotaur without using any weapon but your bare hands
Robin Hood - Steal money from a noble, and give it to a beggar
Melting Ice - Freeze someone, then burn them
Time to Get Technical - kill an enemy who's at least 4 levels higher than you are
God I hate Reading! - Hit a book with your weapon, or cast an offensive spell at it
Watt? - Cast lightning continuously until your magicka runs out
I Command Thee To Open! - Open a door with a dragon shout


Yet again, this is just for fun, and in case someone wasn't following, THEY WON'T BE IN THE GAME
So what can you come up with?

On the subject of Achievements, i kind of hope they have some that you may aqcuire through random actions, kind of like the ones you posted. When I played OB years ago, I didnt really care about achievements, so all those achievements for just doing all the guilds and main quest didnt bother me. But now I'm kind of a... collector? ( I have 92,000 gamerscore :confused: ) and I love achievements in the sense like you posted, entertaining achievements. Those are my favorites. :thumbsup:

yeah I definitely prefer them when you actually have to do something else than what the game says you have to. I loved the Assassin's Creed achievements for that

I'm lonely now: kill all killable, non-respawning enemies.
Single-handedly killed a species: Kill all dragons.
Too much time: complete all the quests in the game.
Iron-fist: complete the game using no weapons other than your fists.
Lies, lies, Lies!-find an 'old friend'.
Just leave me ALONE!- find another old friend.
All I can think of now. Hope the PC/Steam version has achievments too.

If this were Oblivion, I would have said make an achievement for killing the Adoring fan 1000 times or if Morrowind, for killing Gaenor... once. Do something similar for Skyrim, please.