Bear my children.

Why do you want your kids to be malled?
OR
I think that's biologically impossible

My younger brother always gets hate mail from his own team because he isn't that good so I then have to play against the hate mailer and only kill him (COD-BO 32 kills : 3 deaths (all of them nemesis kills)) :tongue:

if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a grenade!

(have someone in last stand) You feelin lucky punk? (then blast him with the biggest @^%$ing revolver right in the face.)

or

If you don't make it through this rather unfortunate ordeal........can I have your CD's?

Tag them with a sticky nade, "it appears you have gotten yourself in a rather sticky situation." :spotted owl:

http://myfacewhen.com/32/
when sticking them on the face..."you got some...yea..no to the left..*boom* yea you got it"

It's like shooting fish in a barrel...MWAHHAHAHAHAHA!
I know its lame!
Or "Your mother would be ashamed!"

Not unless you have a autoshotty.

Because I think our mall here is kept very clean, they have a lot of stores, and that lady at the Dairy Queen winks at me EVERY TIME I walk by.

OR

You need to watch Junior, starring ze Governator.



Does it count if I teabag my downed allies saying "Shhh. Shh!Shh!Sssshhh... Just let it happen. This was unavoidable."
I'd be giving them meds at the same time, so does that make them junkies?

At the beginning of the match, where we all run out, I usually say something along the lines of "For Ferelden! FOR THE GRAY WARDENS!"

Playing as a heavy body type: "Silly [censored], your weapons cannot harm me; I'm the Juggernaut!"

From the "Creative Taunts" thread (so it doesn't vanish if one of these threads is cut off):

Headshot: (sing) ~Pop goes the cranium~

Hip fireing large clip: I'M SPRAYIN, PRAYIN, LAYIN, AN STAYIN GRAAAA!!!!

Match starting: Time to shlt it, get it, hit it and quit it ya'll!

Throw Grenade: Merry Christmas! (or) Happy Birthday!

Blown up: I GOT SPLODERBATED!!! (or) MY INSIDES!! WHERE'D THEY GO!!

About to die: You can take my life but NEVER my pride!!

Died: OW!! MY PRIDE!!!

Kill Streak: Time for a Murdergasm

:flamethrower::flamed:

...still chuckling.
My catchphrase: Well from some unknown place, in some forgotten history I've gotten "Hola Beeetches!" and it's stuck. Can't get rid of it, it's a spontaneous outburst....

Is it wierd that when i kill some one I like to try and teach them how they could have beat
me in that particular situation, cuz i do it all the time in Red Dead, GTA4 :read: