Predict M'aiq's quotes if he is in the game : V

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:17 pm

Ok so I only found out about this guy a few days ago and then looked at all his quotes he said in Oblivion and I think he sounds hilarious and proves the game developers really listen and acknowledge the highs and lows of the forums.

Here are some of my predictions:

"Why should M'aiq need to attack creatures from his horse, just run over them and move on"

"M'aiq likes his skin on his own body, would not suit random adventurers or provide any useful benefits"

Ok so they are probably not going to be this crude but you get the idea, post your ideas.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:28 pm

hahaaha I cant wait to find him. This is the first time Ive really followed these forums and been on almost every day so I cant wait to here some of the inside jokes

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:17 am

Someone on the forums had a preview that mentioned him encountering M'aiq

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:56 pm

M'aiq know much, M'aiq tell some.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:36 pm

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh i got it "why wont the devines let me dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
lets see if anyone gets it.

» Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:30 am

Someone on the forums had a preview that mentioned him encountering M'aiq

Yeah I know that's where I first heard about him and looked him up, I don't know if it's confirmed if it was just there for the demo people or not.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:49 pm

mia'q used to be able to run fast now he can only run normal speed for a very long time

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:52 pm

I'd be surprised if there wasn't something about children or merged armour pieces...

I still say Bethesda should've reincarnated M'aiq as a child wearing nothing but greaves, and holding a spear in his hand. That would've been the ultimate stab at forum complainers.

"M'aiq knows you desire his items. He is glad you cannot harm him".

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:29 pm

Something about windmills.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:10 am

"M'aiq likes dogs, he even owns one. Downside is, M'aiq has to take him for a walk every night, he likes it for some reason."

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:24 am

Some people want special pointy sticks to poke others with. Maiq thinks they are idiots.

I have seen snow elves. Perhaps you will see a Falmer. I won't say where I saw one. Perhaps I did not.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 9:00 pm

M'aiq hears people want to mount dragons, M'aiq thinks these people are sick

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:57 pm

M'aiq hears people like defining themselves by numbers. M'aiq doesn't want to be called "34"
Making Magic? M'aiq prefers to use it
M'aiq said he saw a dragon long ago. M'aiq saw the dragon again yesterday. That dragon must like M'aiq more than it likes all those other little people

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:43 pm

I bet he will have a comment about the 'console wars' on the forums.

» Wed Sep 28, 2011 12:26 am

I'd be surprised if there wasn't something about children or merged armour pieces...

I still say Bethesda should've reincarnated M'aiq as a child wearing nothing but greaves, and holding a spear in his hand. That would've been the ultimate stab at forum complainers.

"M'aiq knows you desire his items. He is glad you cannot harm him".

Ha this is perfect!

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:18 pm

"M'aiq hears some people want to jump very high in the sky, M'aiq thinks it's safer on the ground with all those dragons flying around"

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:56 pm

M'aiq use to run realy fast but m'aiq has decided to slow down and enjoy life.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:06 am

M'aiq is dead. It has been 200 years since the Oblivion crisis. Unless he is an incredibly well preserved Zombie or a ghost he will not appear in Skyrim.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:40 pm

M'aiq is dead. It has been 200 years since the Oblivion crisis. Unless he is an incredibly well preserved Zombie or a ghost he will not appear in Skyrim.

People have already ran into him in the hands-on. He's confirmed.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 7:18 pm

I'd be surprised if there wasn't something about children or merged armour pieces...

I still say Bethesda should've reincarnated M'aiq as a child wearing nothing but greaves, and holding a spear in his hand. That would've been the ultimate stab at forum complainers.

"M'aiq knows you desire his items. He is glad you cannot harm him".

AHH DAM THAT WOULD PISS ME OFF SO MUCH lol

, Reverse Pickpocketing

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:34 pm

M'aiq is dead. It has been 200 years since the Oblivion crisis. Unless he is an incredibly well preserved Zombie or a ghost he will not appear in Skyrim.

im pretty sure he was confirmed to be in skyrim.

Maiq once told Todd to polish his spear, Todd declined, Todd never saw the light of day again.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:31 am

M'aiq is dead. It has been 200 years since the Oblivion crisis. Unless he is an incredibly well preserved Zombie or a ghost he will not appear in Skyrim.

M'aiq is not a story or lore related character, he is an easter egg and as much a tradition as starting the game as a prisoner.

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 1:24 pm

M'aiq's life is hard already. Why would M'aiq want to make it harder? (hardcoe Mode)
M'aiq does not care what his plate is made of, only about what is on his plate. (Platform wars)
M'aiq used to feel invincible. Why, then, did he always run? :bolt: (Protected vs. Essential. Still runs away from the Player as Bendu is the only one that can kill him now)
M'aiq used to be very clumsy, tripping over rocks and walking into walls. His vision is much better now. (NavMeshes replacing PathGrids/Improved Night Eye)
M'aiq thinks it is rude when somebody walks away while he is talking to them. (Self explanatory)
M'aiq left Tamriel after it rained dogs :grimace:. M'aiq hopes that will never happen in Skyrim. (Sheogorath)

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 12:28 pm

"It is good that children do not get hurt. M'aiq does not hurt children. Who would want to hurt a child? Sick, sick people. Very sad."

"M'aiq thinks that dragons are amazing, but he would never ride one. Too pointy."

» Tue Sep 27, 2011 8:54 pm

I'd be surprised if there wasn't something about children or merged armour pieces...

I still say Bethesda should've reincarnated M'aiq as a child wearing nothing but greaves, and holding a spear in his hand. That would've been the ultimate stab at forum complainers.

"M'aiq knows you desire his items. He is glad you cannot harm him".

Wow. That is SO good.

Here are some of mine.
"M'aiq wears matching clothes. He thinks those who don't match their clothes are idiots. They look ugly." - reference to armour
"M'aiq likes swords. They have a point and an edge. M'aiq can slash, hack and stab with swords. Other weapons may only poke." - reference to spears
"M'aiq does not listen to others. Some say he is a Rogue. Others say he is an Acrobat. M'aiq says he will be who he wants." - reference to classes

I dunno, kind of lame. Can't wait to see what Bethesda come up with!