Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute just stand there, man

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Maar Gan



In northwestern Vvardenfell born and raised

On the Ashlands is where I spent most of my days

Chilling out with some Hack-Lo on a giant toadstool

And all shooting some cliffracers just outside of Khuul

When a couple of Nords who were up to no good

Started runnin round naked in my neighbourhood

I went on one little quest and Mom said "You s'wit!

You're moving with your Auntie Huleen and that's it!"



I started down the foyada when off to the side

Some dude asked me "why walk when you can ride?"

I handed over 27 gold to the man

and said "Stride on, Nerendus, let's go to Maar Gan!"



I pulled up to the town and jumped down the ramp

But when I went inside the hut I got attacked by a Scamp!

Some crazy fool creature from another dimension

Chased me till I called for an Intervention

Got some training and a blade, half a keg of Sujamma

Went back and told that Daedric s'wit "yo mamma"

The Breton guy said he was my biggest fan

And said "the place is all yours, you're the prince of Maar Gan!"

Beautiful, simply beautiful.


And even more amusing upon being placed in the fan faction section, what a tale!

Hahaha Prince of Bel air i get it!

Oh my god this is hilarious!

He he, gave me a good laugh.

Nice one. really funny. The Morrowind counterpart of 'Weird' Al Yankovic :thumbsup:

I enjoyed it.

Hilarious XD

Very good work... Great way of rhyming things together, put that into other contexts and you'll get far.

:lmao: What a coincidence, I just read the Bel-Air thing on another forum not half an hour ago. Regardless, it was funny. I prefer something I can critique, but all I can find is that "yo mamma" isn't a word in Tes

Good job; we needed a bit of random light heartedness here :goodjob:


EDIT: I hope not, Shadow. I think that would ruin the whole point. Sometimes, even we need to lighten up

Yeah, it was funny, but will this be a real story?

It would be quite awesome if it was!

A TES interpretation of the Fresh Prince? That'd be awesome!

I don't think so. The show was more or less a sitcom; not a good read. Plus, it would ruin the joke; would it have been funny if the author had come out and said "This is a Prince of Bel Air joke"? No, it had to be sudden.

It was hilarious, but I wouldn't advise running with it.


EDIT: What could one possibly do to be funny keeping with this same idea? This was a good little poem thing; poems rarely make good stories. I can't even tell if the author is a good poet- though I do know he/she is creative.

I still hold that no matter how well done, a sequel would be a mistake.

Of course he won't tell us; I think it is much funnier this way. In fact, this kind of thing is not suited to a long lasting forum career; really, it seems like something a one time poster would do. I'm glad they haven't posted a reply yet.

Somehow, I don't think he will, to be honest. But if it was done to perfection then it could be pretty funny.

That was actually really, really awesome. Enough references to make me giggle in reminiscence, but completely light-hearted.

Well, it could.
If he was a skilled writer, he could do some episodes, just Morrowind style.

Cool story, bro.

Someone buy this guy a trophy. :trophy:

Or, even better, a turtle :turtle: Those are rare around here, you know.

I don't have to have a trophy. All I want is a fishystick. I never got one!

Turtle is pretty awesome tho

Ah, he returns! Welcome back, my funny friend. And you don't get one if you ask, or even if you know what they are already. That's no fun.

:shifty: Alright, fine. But don't tell anyone. http://bncomputing.com/ob/fishystick.jpg.