Yea so I was bored trying to think of messed up crap to put on here...LOL

Yup. That's we call spam. We don't like your kind around these parts.

No but seriously, Spamming=Naughty. On top of this being a disgusting topic anyway.

Wait this is a medieval fantasy world... Do people even bathe?

Ahh well thank you for informing me of what SPAM is, I seriously did not know...and Knowing is half the battle...Although it is a disgusting question...the fact remains that every Elder Scrolls game I've played and Skyrim being the same you start out in prison...So I think its a good question...disgusting but that's life...

What.................the.......... not gonna say it( I know you watching devs :swear: ) but ya, i think i would watch it once or twice on the PS3(coming from a hardcoe xbox guy) while contemplating to only shoot myself, or a few other people as well :flamethrower:

Well... is it always men regardless as to our characters gender? O.o

Either way I'd probably play a Bosmer and hope that after you see the scene once you can skip it on all following characters, thus I would make my actual character, a Nord.

Next time you are bored, maybe go read a book, play a game, take a walk. Instead of spamming up the forums.