My character is named Uriel Septim, a descendant of Uriel Septim and a secret relationship with a Nord during a short vacation. His ancestor was one of the possible illegitimate heirs who could have saved the world from Oblivion if his mother hadn't decided to return to Skyrim. Otherwise, he is a regular upstanding citizen, just minding his own business.

Aside from having the dashing good looks of a Nord, he closely resembles the face on a common currency, Septims. It doesn't take a great deal of imagination for all sorts of greedy types to make the connection, which leads to frequent ambushes and kidnappings and ransom notes. Luckily, with his great Nord strength, he always manages to escape from any predicament.

pubilic drunkeness

Like taking the words right out of my mouth.

My character, Crantius Colto VIII, continued his ancestor's legacy and wrote and illustrated a graphic version of "The Lusty Argonian Maid."

I got put in prison for being Kajiit... It's a messed up world we live in.

My character reopened the gates to Oblivion. bliviongate:

I have wild idea, It might be that you are prisoner because you murdered king of skyrim! Why else you would get so extreme penalty as the execution? :dead:

Oh come on, people. Let's be honest. For all the crimes you committed in Oblivion, you surely realize you deserve the gallows in Skyrim. Lord knows, I do.

You are not the Champion of Cyrodiil.

My character is there for unknown reasons ..... ( :cookie: )