You know, I'm a pretty big deal.

And I don't believe in coincidence.

That's how good looking my character is.

After there small home in the country was attacked by a fire breathing beast, the blacksmith Arjak loses his wife to the fire that consumed there home and his son when he attacked the beast in a vain attempt to avenge his mothers death. Going mad at seeing his loving wife burnt and only child murdered in front of him Arjak charges at the beast screaming, the beast sensing something strange about this human and its voice is frozen to the spot, having no weapon to hand Arjak who is well known for his unmatched strength punches it, shattering its lower jaw, snapping out of its stupor the beast retreated into the night sky gravely wounded. Some weeks later Arjak was sitting in a tavern in the city, his new home, when a man asks the barmaid what had happened to Arjak as he saw him here most nights, after the barmaid told him about the sad tale the cold-hearted man commented that only the strong deserve to live and they were obviously weak, overhearing the exchange Arjak looked up, seeing the look in his face the barmaid flee's the tavern. Arjak proceeded to smash his tankard into the fools face repeatedly until it was mulch, consumed by depression and madness he started wrecking the tavern. The barmaid had warned the guards by this point who were on there way, upon entering the tavern the guards see this emensely strong man destroying everything in his path and attack, he ends up killing 4 of them barehanded without realising what he was doing. Snapping out of his rage for a second leaves Arjak open and it was all 1 guard needed, the guard struck him with his blade across the stomach cutting him nearly in two, but still he fought on, this avatar of destruction, injuring 2 more guards, but getting weaker from the injury it takes 7 guards to subdue him, he passes out from injury, waking up in prison.

Or something along those lines lol. May Need some work lol.
I don't know what city we start in lol so vagueness there.
Thank you for reading it if you did =D

Well, My Breton Wizard-for Hire has had a hard time finding work of late so he decided to do a late-night street show for the locals of Dawnstar. One night he really wanted to end things with a bang so he whipped out an expensive scroll he bought with all his savings and...! Lets just say things got out of control and he obliterated like 7 people.

For being a Lycanthrope...though it's unclear why they didn't just kill me right out. :spotted owl:

A half human-dwemer-falmer-ayleid-daedric prince, after single handedly defeating mehrunes dagon and malacath at once with his sword "the god destroying equaliser of hyperdeath extreme". He makes sweet love to Azura before choosing to become a dragonborne and rocketing down to Nirn smashing a thousand dragons. When he gets up the evil dragon of dark shadow hate agony tells him it killed his family and made everyone hate him so he kills it with the limit break his best friend Cloud told him. The imperial guard attacks him but with one wave of his glorious golden hair they change from being romans to medieval knights. Not wanting to see anymore violence he gives himself up in Skyrim where he will one day vanquish the dragons and revive his mother Samus and father Solid Snake. Also he's good at everything, everyone loves him except for people who don't understand him and he's misunderstood so he wears goth clothes and listens to my chemical romance.

Oh almost forgot, Original character do not steal, haters.

If only Pelinal Whitestrake was successful :teehee:

Morrowind: Voryn - Involved in Ebony Smuggling. He was being shipped out of Ebonheart when the Emperor, through the Spymaster, intervened, to make use of his connections and skills.

Oblivion: My Imperial Battlemage was Imprisoned and awaiting Military tribunal for Gross Negligence, Treason, and Mass Murder, through the misplacement of a particularly nasty AoE spell during a Skirmish in Aldmeris.

Skyrim: My Nord Warrior will be in prison for public intoxication and undue belligerence..

Don't worry, you can keep it

I preserve the anonymity of my character, forgoing origins.

My crime? Critizing Oblivion.

My character tried to look at a spoon in a tavern and accidentally stole it.

Prison janitor that accidentally locked themselves in a cell.

My Argonian character kicked Sithis in the nuts.

He ran home to cry in his void.

Wuss.



My character is so bad___ that he stil knows mysitcism, but the Nords thought I was I was to powerful and got all Thu'um up my ass about it. So I let them catch me (I was tired and I wanted amusemant), so I could see what dumb nord stuff they'd tried to do on me. But before they came to trial I made a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_eagle on one gaurd in .003 a seconds(Not my best time I know ). Then I ripped off the other guys head and restored him with a second head that looks similar to the adoring fan and beat him to death a second time with his own helmet. Then I forgot I left my favorite axe in the cell (The nords were afraid they'd cut theselves stealing it from my iron stone grip). I realized I got to excited and went back to get it.

But then some like 200 gaurds show up with a cave troll! (NO WAIT 5 CAVE TROLLS!-Fellowship ain't got nothi'n on me-)

Then they closed the gate on me and put a lock on it and then put ten other locks on that lock. But I was like whatever, but I was hungry and started to eat my tosquitos I left in my infinate pockets.

And now I wait eating my tosquitos, waiting....

Haven't planned yet.

So it seems you are not exactly a prisoner, according to a forum member who received the latest issue of Power Unlimited



It sounds like the PC starts out as an important character in the story, rather than some random prisoner.

I like that start, gives us a blank slate and let's us figure out who our character is for ourselves.

My character is a hardened mercenary and blade for hire, who's killed hundreds alla cross the world. So i figure his crime should be completely unrelated and absolutely ridiculous. Not sure what yet though, maybe he picked up a spork or something.

Same here! Damn sheeps need to learn to keep quiet.

My Dunmer will be up for execution for posession of illegaly owned pets, a lusty Argonian maid and a pair of Khajiit twins among others.

First play-thru: I'm there mistakenly, but because the Elder Scrolls foretold of my being there.

2nd "cheater" play through: I'm there for being a master level alchemist running a Skooma ring.

I got caught walking out of "the feed bag" with meat stuffed down my pants. A guy has to eat!

Oh golly gosh. :sweat:

I got too many speeding tickets with my Boots of Blinding Speed so they throwed me in jail.

I shot a man in Falkreath just to watch him die.

Starting out as a Prisoner is good. It gives more roleplaying power unlike Fallout 3 where you were born in a Vault.

Johnny Cash reference ftw. :celebration:

I never actually thought about the pre-game part... Perhaps I'll get bored one playthrough...lol