Protocollum Ecs Concillium Chorrolinium, Vol. II

Post » Wed May 02, 2012 11:00 pm

PROTOCOLLUM ECS CONCILLIUM CHORROLINIUM Vol. 2


serigraphed by Holger Quai-Timbers




LOGOS: Year 3 of the fourth Era, admit growing fractures in the clerical and lay communities regarding The MYSTERIUM TREMENDUM ET DRACONANS (the miraclous occurance that officially ended the Oblivion crisis), The Elder Council order for an Ecumundrial Council to be convened at Chorrol’s Stendarr chapel so as to [a] Author the definitive protocanonical and deuterocanonical account, and [b] Determine the culpability-spiritual-qum-actual of the those accused of proliferation of the "Mythic Dawn" blasphemy and deliverance of due spiritual-actual justice as is shown appropriate.

Deliberations began in earnest, but were plagued with incessant cultural-qum-theosophical posturing and aad-baculum-baiting. Then the Toshic Archbishop was plundered from Misrule by the mythitresses of his colleague.


Tragically, the rescue proved short-lived. His E’er-Holiness, it was revealed to the great shock of all, had sustained corruption from laB galoM. The Fiend flaunted our fanity with terrible blasphemes before swift interjection by TALOS’ vicar.

Despite the setback (which, I might add, drove many of my fellow scribes into gibbering, presyllabic, agrammatical lunacy) , the proceedings continued with the summoning of qum-xarxis witnesses, expected or otherwise.

In Attendance:

From The NONACATECHON//Turrifical College of Nine

Taela (Vicar of the Archbishop of MARA)

Feona Barrowhart (Vicar of the Archbishop of KYNARETH)


Ralinar (Archbishop of STENDARR)

Xarlys (Archbishop of DIBELLA)

Julius (Archbishop of ZENITHAR)

Yggrid Spear-Shanks (Archbishop of TALOS)

From The Imperial Guild of Mages

Heedal (Warlock)

From The College of Winterhold

Gagarin (Mananaut)

From Mother Cyrod

Belharzslav Olodiil (Arbiter)

Ehn? (Librarian)

From Father Skyrim

Allerleirauh (Lay-martyr)

Loranna (Vicar of the Archbishop of Barmaids)

Kai Ocean-Mist (Lay-martyr)

From Bretony-upon-High-Rock

Tralen Emerich (Archbishop of Ebonarm)

Arynel (Lay-martyr)

From Morrowind

Sufjan Sarethi (Vicar of House Redoran)

Theya Liore (Priest of Tribunal Temple)

Indoranys Hyamentar (Envoy of Lord-Councillor Fyr)

Jalmar Drenim (Priest of Maggots)

From Summurset Isle

Qorowen (Vicar of House Thalmor)


From [HIC-SUNT-DRACONES]

Ghost Choir 9 (Capt. Starkweather, Cat, the Duke, Copper, Reinholdt, Mira, hokerrgun, Kohl, and John Satisfaction)

elursiM morF

(naroruA) sihponM

In Custody: Twenty-Seven Heretics of The Blaspheme of Mythic Dawn, hence individuated by neonumerals 1-through-27, their natal praenymics purged from all pro-posterity spores and silks as per the subsequent ruling of the Council*


Perrifiat et Cyroda Victa

The Law is Sacred; Obey the Law.


* save for Heretic #1: Elbero Not-So-Tall, Lead Heretic, due to mothnastic seriscription protocol 8 v.1 subtexta 1008., requiring no less than one haeccinyms for factional interlocutories in order to insure proper anamnemolic idiosyncrensis in future playback.
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Anna Beattie
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:07 pm

(Sorry for not responding to this... I ran out of ideas. :sweat:)

(Edit: Also, I kinda lost track of what is going on)
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Cat Haines
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:16 pm

(Ebb and flow. No worries.)
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Emily Shackleton
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 7:00 am

*Mnophis puts on his helmet*
MNOPHIS: This ritual has been observed by the Aurorans since the stars have broken. I loathe how this meeting has gone so long that I had to perform it in front of you mortals.
JULIUS: I never knew you spoke Elvish.
MNOPHIS: We Aurorans are fluent in multiple languages. We have existed since time began, enough time for us to study.
JULIUS: Makes sense. Anyway, I think this meeting has forgotten about the Mythic Dawn. I suggest execution, in whatever form you desire.
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elliot mudd
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:23 am

Sorry for OOC, but... Gagarin? You are kidding?
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Heather Stewart
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 10:54 pm

Sorry for OOC, but... Gagarin? You are kidding?

((Thoughtcriminal's doing. Though I added the bit about him being a mananaut. Couldn't resist.))
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 8:57 am

Kai sits back, "are there still a bunch of Deadra in here? Why do you allow them to walk around your sacred halls? I doubt it will tell you anything useful unless you force it to, anyway."
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 7:46 am

Kai sits back, "are there still a bunch of Deadra in here? Why do you allow them to walk around your sacred halls? I doubt it will tell you anything useful unless you force it to, anyway."
MNOPHIS: They already did force me to. I am twice-bound.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 3:19 pm

"Well, another...erm...light-show like that, Meridian" Olodiil barks "and you'll be enchanted into...something...some-thing...trivial, yes."
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Jessica Nash
 
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 5:23 pm

"Well, another...erm...light-show like that, Meridian" Olodiil barks "and you'll be enchanted into...something...some-thing...trivial, yes."
MNOPHIS: Was that a threat? Besides, I wouldn't have done that if that loathsome mage bound me so I couldn't hide the truth.
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Post » Wed May 02, 2012 9:43 pm

Taela: "What is the course of action now?"

She reaches a shaken hand into her moon sugar pouch and grabs another rock, chewing it quietly as not to disturb the rest of the council.
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