Solid, that is the most disgusting thing I have ever read. :verymad:

@Thread- I hate using them in general. Urinals? Ehhh, I can go, but I get disgusted knowing I'll have to smell the unsanitary odours. But about the only way I use a toilet and sit on it, I mean, Mens restrooms are SO disgusting and unsanitary.

I hate them, I think they're disgusting, and I try to avoid them. I won't use the restroom at school, a restaurant, a movie theater, or anywhere else outside of my own home or hotel/resort room. I absolutely refuse... and my brothers mock me for it. I don't even use urinals for fear of something splashing up... and yes, I am a germaphobe.

I often do the same thing. I can't stand public restrooms, and it's only in the direst of emergencies that I will ever use one for #2(I"m talking about it's literally about to come out of my [censored], or I'm having stomach pains so bad I can't sit any more(Not even drive, if I can still sit, I make my wife drive). I'll take a piss in a public bathroom, always in stalls though, as I have issues with urinating in front of other people(when I went into the military, I had to be moved on from the piss test at processing and come back when noone else was in there so I could go).

My best friend is even worse then I am, it doesn't matter how bad he has to go, or how clean the restroom is, he will not, under any circumstances, go #2 in a public restroom. He will pull over and go into the woods and use leaves if absolutely necessary(I have been witness to this). Oddly enough, this comes from the guy who will happily catch fish, hunt all sorts of game animals, gut em, clean em, and then eat them with no problems whatsoever. I've asked him why he can touch a deer's [censored]sack but he can't sit on a public restroom toilet. LOL

the worst bathroom i ever saw, was at some convenience store (not a big named one like speedway) somewhere in western West Virginia.

you actually had to go around the back to access the bathroom, you couldn't go strait from inside the store.

I swear to god, there was a dead and rotting cat in the corner of the stall, it smelled like [censored], and the entire place was entirely concrete. you can probably guess, i waited untill our next stop

Ever seen the bathroom in a federal penitentiary or a late 1800's insane asylum? Its a whole new world.

I always find public toilets amusing to go into, I like reading all the humerous graffiti.

But I will NEVER do a [censored] in a public toilet, unless I'm about to explode

Considering the condition of many of them, that seems to be a common sentiment.

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LOL it didn't think this topic would become so popular. This cartoon sums up the problems of the average public bathroom. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUei_ZP13E

Great minds think a like :whistling:

Toilet squid seems to be a popular character around many bathrooms. Also, there are some nice poems on the walls. The funniest thing was written on the wall next to the urinal that you can only see while using it, it had a drawing of the male six organ and it said under it "the joke is in your hands". LOL, thats so funny.

Rarely do I see any intelligent graffiti like that...

I can remember one of the first bit off graffiti I read

"here I sits broken hearted spent tuppence and only farted"

Over here, public toilets are usually well maintained. Except the ones in petrol stations, they can be disgusting. And the ones in France are the worst. Whenever I travel there, it looks like they are never cleaned. Plus they have these "http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef010536c7b504970c-pi" there, which is basically just a hole in the ground where you have to lean over. And people tend to miss that hole. A lot.

I also try to avoid public bathrooms. They are full of all kinds of crap!

...All i can say after reading all this is..Ew.

Only when I get the explosive urge then I'll enter one (extreamly rare). Normal urges I'd rather hold it and turn blue. And when I have no other choice its the only time I wish I was a female.....their bathrooms are usually spotless.

I really wish my wife, then, would stop complaining about how dirty the girls public bathrooms/washrooms are.

If I have a really really really bad urge, I would rush there, but then probably turn around and think, Screw this. Then, however far I am, I'll rush home.

That style of toilet is supposed to be better for you and naturally cleaner. Granted that particular picture look vile, in general they are supposed to be far better. Personally, I'd like a bigger margin for error than seen in that picture.

That's the most hilarious thing I've read all day.

I've seen some pretty nasty women's rest rooms. I don't even want to imagine what the men's room is like.
I judge a resturant by the conditions of it's restroom, chances are if it isn't up to par, the areas I can't see aren't, either.

Take your wife on a field trip to a Male's public restroom. I guarantee she will never complain about it again :laugh:

At my old high school, people used to push excrement up the taps. Never attempt to wash your hands in there. My friend tried to drink out of one once, we had to physically restrain him.

Another time, someone smeared it on the walls in readable text.

These dirty swine's if caught should be made to lick it clean or made to live in their own filth, dirty rotten bastards.