Just like being a great lover Tanking for PvP is all about being irresistible. As in they just can’t resist hitting (on) you. So how do you become irresistible without a sports car and six figure job you might ask? What lure can you use to drive them crazy with desire to lay you down (dead)? Well think about what drives you crazy and put a bit of that on your skillbar my friend. Nothing fills one with desire more than roots and snares for example, send some of those their way and watch them swoon for you. And also be sure to stand out from your wingmen ( a tad in front) you don’t want your friends to scoop up their attention.

Ok great so you took the advice and now all the single ladies (enemy ranged DPS) are gunning for you, oh yes they want to see you lay down badly. It is very important at this point to discuss using protection. If you go out there messing around with multiple gals (opposing faction members) all the time you’re going to need it. Believe me my friend if you don’t their affections can lead to your end. It is very important that you pack protection whenever you go out (Defense Buffs, Dodge, CC break, Escapes), and is also advisable that you get the number of the local clinic (tell the healer what you’re doing) in case you get carried away and make a mistake. Remember this lifestyle when conducted recklessly will end in results you don’t want (respawn).

Now you may wonder at this point once you have all these ladies wanting you so badly what can you do to be rid of them. Well my friend I have the solution for this dilemma too. This is where your friends behind you come in ( your still healthy DPS’ers). They will explain to these ladies (focus fire them down) that you are a wild animal which cannot be tamed. The ladies will be broken hearted at first (respawn) but they will always remember their time spent with you (probably try and fail to kill you again out of anger). With any luck you to can become a great lover on the battlefield and bring glory and inspiration to your people the way only the greatest lovers can. I wish you god speed my friend, and may the throngs of those you have loved before never quite catch up to you.

Sincerely (Khajiit) Don Juan Demarco

Rofl lol well done

Lawl funny, some good points in here too. I see this being effective in skirmishes but wouldn't want to try dancing this tank dance too close to an enemy zerg

Oh yes my friend, sometimes when there are just too many cows in the field, and then it is best to sneak around to the back. The ones there are a bit less attractive (your no longer tanking) but are usually quite unprepared for the advances as such a dashing fellow as ourselves (looking the wrong way). And often times those chubby ones in the back do not have their friends trying to… how do you say…run interference (the rest of their team doesn’t even notice you picking them off).