This is where people like you can make there own quotes about Skyrim and it's people.

Remember these quotes must be original and from the heart.Good Luck.

"This is how it has been for the past 100 years on Nirn and until a Beast of mighty power is found and brought to the battlefield of gods."

-TheTinkerer

"Nobody bests an Orc, they saw. As I see it, nobody bests an Orc Wife!"

"I used to be a ale drinker like you, but then I told some milk to the mouth"

"So, you're a hero then? Righht.....tell me about the mudcrab who killed a giant"

-King

I was just thinking about starting a similar thread, you beat me to it!

I can't remember her actual line, but one of the funniest things I heard was when Zaynabi says something like, "You don't need to run faster than a dragon. You need only run faster than your friends."

"Education is not a big deal in Tamriel." (Witness the NPC AI for proof.)

And never were truer words said. It's such a shame really.

"Oh $&*#, that draugr can Shout!"

- Every new Skyrim player the first time they see it

"Nobody bests an Orc. Except people who fight Orcs..." - Anuwen, Bosmer Archer/Orc Slayer (That should get King's blood boiling.)

'Nord women can make you drink milk.'

"I can't believe I was so focused on catching a butterfly I didn't see that troll/giant/cliff/etc."

Happens to me more than I'd like to admit.

and

I have uttered (sometimes loudly) more than once

PTHBBBT. You beat me to it. Great minds....

[My version is: "Yeah, yeah. I'm a milk drinker. You should SEE my mother.]

"I do not have time for YOU right now!"

~ Uttered when a Dragon decides to crash a battle already in progress.

"Know anyone looking to buy 600 iron daggers?" - Any pre-patch 2011 master smith Dragonborn.

hehe....yep!

"Leaving Skyrim a tidier place, wherever he goes." Describing my favorite kleptomaniac character, Dyson Hoover. Never saw an item not worth grabbing.

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No worries, you would not slay me!

I remember walking to School in the middle of a blizzard, up hill, fighting a dragon..... Arch-Mage to a new student.

"Do you know who I am? Dragonborn Vanquisher of Alduin, defeater of Miraak, savior of the world. If I want that sweet role I'm gonna take it"

hehe

*SLAP!*

Thought for many an NPC...