I would like...
"I was surfing and then this wave came and WOOPASH, then another came and it was like, BLUDAH and you get pitted, so pitted dude."

They'd probably be different for Skyrim, like "M'aiq's life is hard already. Why would he want to make it any harder?" or something referencing absence of a hardcoe mode in Skyrim. It would be cool if some of his Skyrim lines referenced his lines from former TES games though.

Fun thread about predicted M'aiq quotes: http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1234127-predict-maiqs-quotes-if-he-is-in-the-game/page__view__findpost__p__18677746

"Enchantment!" (Sandal in DAO)
"It's a secret to everybody." (Legend of Zelda)
"Brother/Sister, I do not spread rumors, I create them." (Lucien Lachance)
"It's only a model." (Holy Grail [about Alduin statue])

the ever popular "we're gonna need a bigger boat"

"We all went to catch Butterflies....Only I made it back"

"Ha, look at youself, you can't even hold a sword right!"

Yeah didn't Armand Christoph say that?

Edit: That's my favorite reaction to asking a rumor on Oblivion.

"They say I was the fastest of my day, I must have been....I'm the only one left."

While not in the way its intended, it would make a really nice use for an old theft of assassin, his contemporary all long ago caught and killed by guards or such.

lol tosh.0

"Well met"

Don't make me chase you.

It's just a flesh wound.

Haha, Thank you.




On a serious note, I would be completely fine with a few MP&tHG quotes if voiced by the original awesome actors.

Or if they used it in the right context.

Baird is never gonna get any action if he keeps talking to girls like that :sadvaultboy:

funniest GOW3 moment EVER!!!!!!! I lol'ed so hard when he said that!

stop right there criminal scum
HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!

Lol I love that scene, the whole movie is really cheesy but the lines are hilarious!

"You betrayed thalaa!"

"I am...The Law!"

It'd make my half-a-decade if they included some allusions to Monty Python or acted some out in full. In particular, I'd love to see a Nord writing "Imperials go home" in grammatically incorrect latin and a legionnaire corrects his faulty grammar at swordpoint.

"Now write it a hundred times. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off."

*Nord finally finishes much later*

"Right, now don't do it again..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaVf6sxBSYk

Doabarrelroll!! - Peppy in Starfox 64

Were you parents somehow related? - Conker in Conker's Bad Fur Day

There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherf#$%*@ way. You pick. - The Boss, Conker's Bad Fur Day

I'm going to rip off your head and [censored] down your neck! - Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem: Time to kill

Get up private!! Army rangers lead the way! - General Shepherd in Modern Warfare 2

Gobs dead, I killed him. - Your character in Fallout 3

Sometime I even seem to amaze myself. - Duke Nuken in Duke Nukem: Zero Hour

You thought we were going to kill you, haha, what a funny joke. - GLaDOS in Portal.

Falling into the toxic liquid will result in a mark on your record, followed by death. - GLaDOS in Portal

Your not a nice person, no one even likes you. - GLaDOS in Portal

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAKE!!! - Colonel Campbell, Metal Gear Solid

It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of gum - Duke Nukem in Duke Nukem: Time to kill

Mess with the best, DIE LIKE THE REST! - Duken Nukem in Duke Nukem: time to kill

You're an inspiration for birth control. - Duke Nukem, Duke Nukem 3D

Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great - GLaDOS in Portal

War. War never changes. - Fallout series

Would you kindly? - Bioshock

Right now your king of jack and [censored] and jack just left town

Stop! *stompstompstompstomp* *trip* *fall* AWOOAWOOOOAWOOAWOOAWOOOOO! OH OH I CAN'T, OWW OWW OWW! OH oh STOP OH STOP. UGHUGH OOO OOO OOOOOO...i can't breathe...stop...uuughuuugh...

Or...

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!! WITH THE LEMONS!!! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!

Lol, who did that one?

It's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_Johnson_(Portal) from Portal 2, the lemons anyhow. The first might be GLaDOS?

But are not the dreams of poets and the tales of travellers notoriously false?
H. P. Lovecraft

Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Stephen King

You fool! You gave cheese to a lactose intolerant volcano god! - Lemonhead, Curse of Monkey Island

JustinOther got 50% correct. The bottom is Cave Johnson from Portal 2. The top one is some news reporter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk


Correct on Cave, but the first is a reporter. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMS0O3kknvk

After a Dragon kicks my Nords head in... 'I'll be back!"

It starts around 2:00.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM8zdvjKjJ4

:foodndrink:

"M'aiq does not like to kill children. M'iaq thinks children are more fun when they are alive. Anyone who likes killing children should go *#@! Themselves because they are evil and sick-minded. They should be put in an institution for the insane and children killers."