M'aiq thought this would be a fun activity to do!

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. Yes
6. Yes
7. Yes
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. 

Yes to all except Delphine. You trickster! There no 'no' option on the last question.

Yes to Heimskr and M'aiq

Where am I in the poll?

Why on earth would I marry any of these moose's?

I'd marry no one but Hilde, for being the only [censored] person in Riverwood with functioning eyeballs, and of course Heimskr, the sixiest man in all Skyrim.

And I would most definitely marry M'aiq. Marry a cat, get his house, and kill him afterwards. Free house, mate

Delphine and M'aiq The Truthful only

Your sig made me laugh, my friend. Apparently the grammatical education program in Alinor is just as decayed as the Empire...

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I'd rather marry a Krogan.

I'd marry a chicken, Delphine, and Heimskr.

The chicken because I like my eggs in the morning fresh, Delphine because I like women perpetually one second away from kicking my a***, and Heimskr because I'm a guy and he's a priest so we'd basically just have a bachelor pad where we talk about chicks and Talos.

I might marry M'aiq, but cats consecrate such things through urination and I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.

No to all....except dat chicken cause death will do us part but it'll be tasty.

M'aiq can keep me warm as my new loincloth~

Before the game came out I wanted to marry Alvor. I'd go for Sven's mother as she looks quite like a lovely hag.

No, to all of the above.

I'd totally marry M'aiq. Not so much the others, though.

Delphine and a troll... tough choice.

But I think I'm going with the latter.

CHICKEN: No, but I'd barbecue one.

NAZEEM: I'd rather just give him a good hard wedgie.

TROLL: Not sure I'd like to imagine what our kids would look like.

COW: Pretty sure that's illegal.

MUDCRAB: Definitely don't want to imagine what our kids would look like!

HEIMSKR: I don't do gay.

HILDE: Only if she was very very very rich.

HORSE: Not the kind of ride I'm looking for.

MAI'Q: He sheds on the furniture. I want a divorce!

No on everything except Heimskr.

Btw, there seems to be a repeat on question four and five.

But the fine varies. Is it your first offense?

I'd have to say I'd go solo before marrying any of those choices.

M'aiq can't help it though..

Of course you can. You could at least have the decency to not jump up on the furniture.

WTF do so many people want to marry Heimskr? That's it.. I'm never leaving home again. People are sick.

*Sheds all over Fang and Fang gets buried under fur*

You vicious little bastard. Get out of my hut.

*Runs faster than the speed of light*

i answered 'yes' to all the animal ones....i swear I'm not into anything like...that.

Nasty kitty. I'm putting habanero peppers in your kitty treats.