M'aiq welcomes you to the second series, first part of Random Skyrim Questions.

1. Skooma.
2. Ka Po' Tun Agent Of course M'aiq is a Khajiit!
3. Ka Po' Tun, because Khajiit.
4. French kiss an Orc.
5. M'aiq did miss it.

Do you just have this obsession with making (spam) threads?

This isn't a spam thread. If it was, then the very first thread would have been locked right away.

Skooma mmmm.

Yes M'aiq is a kahjit

Tang Mo, Monkey people!

Lick my jarls boot

And I've never seen this kind of thread but I put yes.

Someone has to keep things rolling.

Well, now that you mention it... This one is basically just spam.

It has nothing to do with Skyrim, and there isn't really any discussion to be had here. From now you'll need moderator permission for polls that consist of your random thoughts.