Ok, Crytek, you got us able to play online and join ranked servers through your team working at double time and firing the interns. Now that we can join the servers, and maybe play sometimes (thanks Scynix!), your next order of business is to fix the serverside software so that we can play all the time. You might be thinking,
Cry-Tom/
Cry-Adam/
Cry-CharlieSheen, "what is this guy talking about?" Well, let me tell you, there are still some problems that need addressing in the "PC Problems we're aware of" section. The one that I'm about to detail is infamously known as the "1 second to heaven" (more commonly known as the "1 second #*@(up") glitch. This glitch only applies on Ranked servers, as far as I know, and what it does is, at the end of the prematch countdown, it gets stuck at the number 1, seemingly indefinitely, or at least for a longer period than most players are willing to wait.
Now, I know that EA is WINNING, but I think the community might agree with me here- the game certainly does not have
Tiger's Blood or
Adonis DNA in its programming. With a few more patches, I think that you guys, Crytek, might be able to implement
Adonis DNA. Hell, I personally believe that fixing
this problem might give it Hercules DNA. Fix a few more, and
BAM, Adonis DNA!
The Tiger's Blood can wait till you release some DLC.
-Jethr0Paladin