Rapping Dragon : V

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:53 pm

Im the Rappin Dragon named aludin
Smokin on a j in skyrim
You wish you could get all the girls like me
million of dragons from the female species
I yell out shouts, whats that about?
Words of pure power coming out my mouth
They call me akatosh, AKA
they tried to keep me from my waking day
but too bad im prophesied by the Elder Scrolls
Im destiny, like the breath out your nose
Nothings going to stop me, I will be king
Who cares about this chump named dovakhiin
...
now munch :mage:

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:12 am

Alright,

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:44 pm

ok. :mellow:

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:37 pm

Alright,

This.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:27 pm

Does this not count as a forum game?

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:00 pm

Had a brother Larry.... OH STUFFED UP!

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:32 pm

y is everyone acting shy, this is just for fun, if you can't rap that makes it better, so everyone can get a laugh and enjoy themselves

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:29 pm

yeah, expect the 'fun' police to come and take you away and lock this thread.

p.s.- it's not so much a rap when it's typed/written... it's more/less just a poem.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:15 pm

yeah, expect the 'fun' police to come and take you away and lock this thread.

p.s.- it's not so much a rap when it's typed/written... it's more/less just a poem.

And that's a wrap! /lock

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:04 pm

What is this...I don't even.....

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:34 pm

Am I the only one who misread the title?

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:26 pm

Wicky-Wicky-Wicky-WHAAAT?

I'm Alduin, eaten up time.
That Dragonborn's life, will be mine.
Having my dragons, killin tons of Sh*t.
I'm gonna give Skyrim one hell of a trip... :intergalactic:

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:04 pm

Am I the only one who misread the title?

Lol, i did the same.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:28 pm

I didn't know eminem was an elder scrolls fan!

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:40 pm

...Lets make a british skiffle song out of The Real Barenziah Parts III-V...

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:16 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ir8LDQbQlbA

Remember this? Pretty good.

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:18 am

Lol, i did the same.

the [censored] dragon huh, wow thas some sick stuff lol

I didn't know eminem was an elder scrolls fan!

yeh well me and 50 cent go in half on every elder scroll game, our next album is going to be produced by the bethesda team, and all our songs are going to be about our hood in nirn.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:31 pm

I am pursuin'
A dragon name Alduin
He be sending a hundred dragons
to burn down wagons
I kick, I punch
Then I get a hunch
after I beat a bunch
"Alduin may be in a cave
I better make a save
Before i barge in and rave!"
I finally get to him
Light is a little dim
I see his door in front of me
With a kick of a little chi
I knock down the door
All the way to the floor
I see the lizard
Inside from the blizzard
He is hungry, bodies a rippin'
I yell to him "Yo drake, you trippin'!"

:mellow:

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:11 pm

I can't believe someone hasn't trailed into the Fresh Prince theme yet. :facepalm:

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:20 am

...why rap the dragon when you can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2m-X-q7cI

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:03 pm

I am pursuin'
A dragon name Alduin
He be sending a hundred dragons
to burn down wagons
I kick, I punch
Then I get a hunch
after I beat a bunch
"Alduin may be in a cave
I better make a save
Before i barge in and rave!"
I finally get to him
Light is a little dim
I see his door in front of me
With a kick of a little chi
I knock down the door
All the way to the floor
I see the lizard
Inside from the blizzard
He is hungry, bodies a rippin'
I yell to him "Yo drake, you trippin'!"

:mellow:

BOSS!!!

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:40 am

BOSS!!!

And that was from a guy who hates rap :laugh:

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:49 pm

DO VAH KIIN!
let-the-games begin
Your future looks grim
In-the-land of SKYRIM!

They call me DRAGONBORN!
Dame I'm too hardcoe
My voice is raw
from shouting FUS, RO, DAH!!!

B**ch, feel my RAGE!
So you want to engage?
They call me insane
I'm the Motha-F**kin' DRAGON'S BANE!

What these Dragons got in Store?
F**k their leathery hides
This isn't Dragon Wars,
IT'S DRAGON GENOCIDE!

» Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:27 am

I think i'm gonna have to kill off as many brain cells as possible for this.

» Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:34 pm

...why rap the dragon when you can http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV2m-X-q7cI

GO AWAY GOHAN D=

YOUR FATHER IS AT KING KAI'S PLACE.