My dream last night: I was out on the ocean close to shore with my family eating off of a floating picnic table. Each one of us was on some flotation devise as was the garbage bag we brought out so we wouldn't throw our waste into the ocean. All of a sudden someone pipes up (pretty sure it was my dad) "I hope we don't get attacked by the legendary Catfish Shark.” And what seemed maybe two minutes later, guess what showed up? The legendary Catfish Shark. It was red with black spots, had huge whiskers, and long whale like teeth. Anyway for some reason I grab the garbage bag and start hitting the shark with it hoping it would go away. It doesn't so I throw the garbage bag hoping it would follow it. It comes out of the water to eat the garbage bag all the while roaring "NOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!" in a low and grumbly voice, and by this time everyone has swam ashore and left me to battle it out with the shark. Thanks family! It swallows me whole and I am transfered inside the fish's stomach. I pull out one of those switch blade combes i happen to have in my back pocket and slice open the fish's back shouting a big AAAAAAAARRRRRRG, while I kick my feet out of it's belly. I then ride the flopping cat fish shark all the way back to shore and tell everyone of my story. We then cook up the catfish shark and have a feast in my honor.. What the heck did I eat last night??

Have you guys had dreams that bizarre?

*Waits for Metrophor*

I usually don't remember my dreams, unfortunately.

You have serious issues.

thank you

Way I see it, the fact you guys are eating well at the beginning means your family will have a time of abounding food. But then you will be attacked by an outside force, but eventually you will get back to time of feasting


I have no clue what I'm talking about FYI. Just ripping off Joseph here :spotted owl:

Been too busy fighting my subconscious in my dreams... Last time I pulled off my face scared the hell out of everyone in a class because of my self was fighting itself.

Last night's dream was of Australia and doing tourist [censored]... Saw a geode meteorite... crosswalks were all diagonal... A large hand sized glowing diamond that was used to trapped the souls of the damned.... Can't really remember much due to me waking up every few minutes and at one point knocking my cat off the bed.

wow! I am glad I am not the only one that remembers dreams in full!

My dreams are almost always bat[censored] crazy. One of my most memorable and insane happened a few years ago. I had been on a treasure hunt for some legendary treasure. I ended up in a castle, where I took a bath in a tub full of blood while watching my best friend and his girlfriend have six. After they were done, an aclove opened up and I found the treasure!

I usually do remember my dreams, my best friend(one mentioned above) says his sanity has been permanently compromised due to listening my recitation of my dreams throughout our lives.

And where was Dicaprio during all this?

You should start a cult devoted to fighting the Catfish Shark.

And yeah, my dreams are so weird I can't even explain them. Has anyone ever had that thing where at one point you're you, but later you're some fictional character, and afterwards you can't tell where the perspective changed?

i think I will. haha

but ya at one point in a dream I became dale gribble from king of the hill.

I dont wanna go to in depth , but if you have a vivid dream's and you remeber it in detail. It usually means your subconscious is trying to tell you something. :whistling:

So there's going to be a zombie apocalypse and im going to turn into Hoss Delgado? [censored] awesome.

I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I was about to be crucified.

First reading that .. then looking at your avatar.. i so loled

Last night, I dreamt that I was making a sandwich of human body parts. I woke up before I had a chance to take the first bite, though. <_<

What are you talking about? This stuff actually happens

I'm in. :toughninja:

Last dream I can remember was being holed up in a building on account of the zombies. We were out of food so began eating those who died of starvation. Then we wondered what was the point of avoiding the zombies if we were just going to eat each other anyway.
I reckon my bf must have some intense dreams, but he never remembers them. I have to wake him up when he starts kicking and shouting - it was weird at first, but I've gotten used to him flipping out while he's asleep now lol.

You've got Australia pegged pretty well - you can find all those things in my backyard.

Got any drop bears?

"I'm Hoss Delgado *smells his armpit* ahhhh....still gado" :laugh:

Back on topic I usually don't remember my dreams, my most epic one is way to big to tell anyway

A few nights ago I had a strange dream.

I was laying down in my bed, and apparently it was storming outside. Lightning lit up my room and I saw a masked figure dressed in a black jumpsuit or something, crouching in the corner. Lightning struck again and he was closer. This time he handed me a poorly sewn ragdoll with yarn hair and button eyes. He told me to put it under my bed or else something bad will happen. I, of course, put it under my bed, and the man or whatever disappeared. I guess it was around 10 minutes later when lightning struck again and I saw that the little doll was not under my bed anymore (somehow). I put it under my bed again. Then another 10 or 15 minutes passed and the doll was back where it was before. I decided, for some reason, to not put it under my bed this time. Then my room turned into a bright, white room and I saw the masked man again. Except this time, he was just floating in mid-air, but he was standing straight, like he was on the ground. Then out of nowhere, a chair appeard, floating in midair, and the man sat on it with his hands on his knees. The chair and the man started spinning vertically and the doll turned into dust. The man was starting to spin faster and faster as I started to hear a loud, high pitched ringing noise. Then the room started to shake and crumble apart and fall into a black void and I woke up.

I still have no idea why I dreamt of that, but I got great ideas for art out of it. I'm glad I had this dream.

*enters, dragging bedsheets behind*
Whaaaaa-?


Oh, yes, the Catfish Shark. Nearly as rare and deadly as the dreaded Carpet Moose. I'm amazed you survived at all, to be honest; those things have a mean streak a mile wide.
I would of course regale you with thales of nightly corporate espionage and Lovecraftian horrors, but my dreams have all been rather... well, boring as of late.
It is very sad. I know. ;3;

I had an odd dream last night, although I can't remember all of it.

For some reason, I was a werewolf, but I'm not sure how I'd become one. So, I went to this old abandoned two-storey house where this group of werewolves lived to keep away from society, and it was all cosy and everything with my new werewolf friends, until one guy wanted to, uh, do bad things to me. Because of this guy, I felt this massive sense of fear all of a sudden. The fear was amazingly real, I've never felt fear like that in a dream before. Some other stuff happened, and then for some reason we were all outside running around in human form. The locals were angry because we weren't allowed to live in the abandoned house and began to chase us. We were running from them (because, you know, werewolves can't kill people or anyting :rolleyes: ) and it was like through this whole abandoned town with all these empty factories. I was at the front of the group (because for some reason that was the newbies job) when I turned a corner into my driveway and it was suddenly pitch black. Up at the end of my driveway I could make out these kids who were throwing rocks. I knew that they wanted to hurt me, so I tried to change into a wolf (I could actually feel myself trying, it was really odd), but I couldn't. My werewolf friends could however, and ran into the darkness to injure/kill these kids at the end of my driveway.

I realise that this probably isn't an overly exciting dream, but what I felt, particularly the fear, made it seem strange and memorable for some reason. Plus the idea of being a werewolf seemed kinda cool

My friend said that she once had a really terrifying dream that she was drowning, and she could hear someone counting down from 10 in her head to when she'd die.

Had some dreams about abducted by aliens... You know looking out your bedroom window and seeing a UFO hovering in the backyard and aliens trying to claw there way into the front door....