Hmm... I'll raise you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSHr4ubuD64 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgvxu8QY01s for your one.
Well now.. lookit here, y'all. A greenhorn dun pulled up to mah table, an' dun bet his nag to boot..
Read 'em and weep.. royal flush.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lytn9-dG4B4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrLx-Jqm980&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQSfQI6FC_k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGgoJtdFPQA
I'll be takin' that horse now...
It's a shame really, when young guns come a-moseying in, and reckon they all that... then old timers the likes of my ol' bones gotta take 'em down a notch er two. Yessir, it's just the way the land a seems ta bein' headin' these days. What with new fangled contraptions, telegraf an 'the railroads a comin' fer lords sakes even! They got them selves a boat load o' chinamen workin' fer spit up there blastin' through th' mountains an' layin' down rail.
Hell, they even have a bonifide phonographical orkeestra box sittin' ona table, playin' th' whole damn symphonic at once fer them chinamen ta work to.
Yep, progress they'sa callin' it.
Ah reckon it ain't all that.