Sounds UBER to me! None of that, thanks...

Yeah. I really want a setting that people find new, exciting, but still familiar and comfortable to RP in.

Ok so you've been active what, a few months? and already you've made around 7rps that have all failed or died. All of them consist of one liners, including the ones you seem to join. You're characters all portray that fantasy kinda "Omg i wish i could do this.. I know, i'll make my character do it instead", the latest of which is Xerxes, one of the most inacurate portrayals of a subspecies of Khajiit i've ever seen.

But if i ever have to fight him in an RP, i'll use my 10 foot tall bosmer that swings the white gold tower as a club. Then you can taste the medecine. He's to "uber".

Why would you try to cap him with a giant? 4' nothing Dar'shandi, if played as I originally envisioned him, could take down Xerxes wielding only a 5-foot pole, while stark naked because he's shagging Xerxe's mom, mate, other mate, sister, daughter, and all his aunts at the same time... While playing a kickass drum solo and singing a hard-rock rendition of "A Rude Song".

So yeah... I'm glad Illusionary woke me up to Dar'shandi's bishonen ubering out every pore in his pint-sized body.

As far as I'm concerned, Xerxes is utterly and irrefutably UBER. 7 feet tall, 700 lb, etc. 700 lb is 318.2 kg. You don't get anyone, not even bodybuilder-Schwarzenegger-x 300 to the power of 10 that size. (Okay, maybe I was exaggerating a bit but, you know, you get my point.)Not exaggerating, though, is the fact that 700lb is almost three times the size of an elephant calf, which is 260 lb.

318 kg/700 lbs is definitively a possible weight for a 7' tall humanoid. - the human weight record is 550 kg with less than that. Of course not all of it is muscle (most of it sin't) since he's basically too fat to walk... liplick: . Welcome to blubberland.

It's fine that he weighs that much.

It's just ubering that he can still walk.

I think in this RP I'd either be a pirate like character, or a MORBIDLY obese crime lord type character.
Thats right, I'll probably be Jabba the Hutt...

Most ofAll the crime lords in Senchal and Elsweyr are female.

Hmm... Haven't heard that before. Not that I don't believ but I'm intrested in your source

I'll join. Any idea when this will start up?

Polish, Dead Horde has slowed, care to come back? i can send you summaries from time to time to make sure you dont fall behind? save you from reading so much?

I would LOVE to join this RP.

They are the Clan/Den mothers... a shifty, elusive bunch. They hold all the real power in Elsweyr, allocating and managing the moon sugar and skooma production. Says it in the UESP, and other sources referencing Khajiit culture

Interesting, but that only applies to Khajiits right?

Mhm.
I would imagine.

Doesnt matter, i might be defending the ship.

Which are the only faction that really have any power in Elsweyr's "crime" rings, even if the what they do isn't actually illegal. I believe the khajiit are to moon sugar handling as the Dunmer are to necromancy: Only our divinely-ordained Den Mothers are allowed to do it, everyone else is a heretic and must be exiled.

Well, I really have no intention of being on the Khajiit side.

I have come to enjoy being sort of on the "good" side.

I may let the RP go into 5-6 pages before joining, depending on how the factions go, numbers wise.