Original thread: http://www.gamesas.com/index.php?/topic/1170059-regular-question-morrowind-answer/

Simple, poster asks an every day real life question, and gets a Morrowind answer, the person who answered it makes a new question.

1. I feel sick, what should I do?

2. Go to the temple, get cured.
2. Whats the first thing you should do when you are getting attacked?

3. Call a guard.
3. I lost my left shoe, any advice?

4. Don't be silly, both your shoes come in one item.
4. Etc....

So on, so on. Thread #2 continues:


Q: What's the best school around here to enroll my kids in?

A: Err... kids? You mean... like... Bosmer? Cause we sure as hell don't wanna be educating them...

Q: Wow, I just picked up a copy of Morrowind, and it's like, the best game ever. Anyone else here played it? (Meta FTW)

A: They made a game out of my homeland? wait-whats a game?

Q: What's the weather like?

A: There is an Ash-storm.

Q: Have you done your laundry?

A: Yeah, I was just dipping my clothes in River Samsi. Also saw Hentus there... maybe he was doing his laundry, too, although I didn't even see him move. Babbled something about his pants though, but I didn't quite hear since I was too far away from him. (I like to enjoy some privacy when I'm washing my only undies, you know.)

Q: Let's assume you get 2000 gold to make yourself an extravagant meal. Describe (in detail) what you would be eating.

A: I would eat 5 pieces of raw ebony and and 2 bottles of vintage brandy. Then I would use the rest of the day in the bathroom, regreting that I ate that ebony.

Q: Is anybody there?

A: Shhh! Not so loud! Someone (or something) might hear you! Just cast a detect creature spell to check for animals, and detect key spell and detect enchantment spell to check for humanoids. People without keys or enchanted objects can still be dangerous, so just take it easy, OK? Maybe sneak a bit, and cast some chameleon.... and you might think about readying your weapon... just no more shouting "Is anyone there"! Sheesh.

Q: I was listening to music earlier today, and the song randomly switched from a happy major key to a discordant minor key. Did the radio mess up?

A: Yes. It's because of all the loot you've stashed around it. All that metal and iron dirsturbs transmission.

Q: I'm out of toilet paper. What do I do?

A: Use a Fortify Wipe n′ Dry spell on Self

Q: I need a new shaver. Any idea on what kind I should get?

A - Try Mehrune's Razor.

Q - I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER!?

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