Regular Question, Morrowind Answer : III - Morrowind

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:07 pm

A - Sorry, no wands in Morrowind. Only staves.
Q - What will I use to cut up a piece of paper?

A: Raid Clockwork City for some scissors

Q: What can I do when my Bluray player won′t read a disc it′s supposed to read?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:13 am

A: Raid Clockwork City for some scissors

Q: What can I do when my Bluray player won′t read a disc it′s supposed to read?

A - Give it ABCs for Barbarians and see if it learns.

Q - How do I end the stinkbug infestation?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:59 am

A - Give it ABCs for Barbarians and see if it learns.

Q - How do I end the stinkbug infestation?

A: I think there's a mod for that.

Q: How can I find love?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:59 am

Q: How can I find love?

A - Kill you desired's pet, then use its trapped soul to cast 'constant effect Charm' on your underwear. Enjoy the results.

Q - My dog keeps vomiting on the carpet. How can I train him to stop?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:25 am

A - Kill you desired's pet, then use its trapped soul to cast 'constant effect Charm' on your underwear. Enjoy the results.

Q - My dog keeps vomiting on the carpet. How can I train him to stop?

A - Cast a spell which enhances his speechcraft. He might be a little less rude then.

Q - Why is Coke so much better than Pepsi?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:33 pm

A - Cast a spell which enhances his speechcraft. He might be a little less rude then.

Q - Why is Coke so much better than Pepsi?

A: Because, at least at one point, I hear they used Moon Sugar in the making.

Q: I'm constantly into hearing some new music. Do you have anything specific to recommend?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:15 am

Q: I'm constantly into hearing some new music. Do you have anything specific to recommend?

A - Go to the Council Club in Balmora and ask one of the Dunmer if his mother is as fat as his lute. I hear the ringing in your ears'll be quite musical.

Q - I'm trying to build a robot that can brew coffee and repair cars, but I can't get the processor to function properly. What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:27 am

A. Go ask Sotha Sil if he has one. Chances are, he has it enabled for 4G as well.

Q. How many eggs do you usually have for an omelette?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:18 am

A. Go ask Sotha Sil if he has one. Chances are, he has it enabled for 4G as well.

Q. How many eggs do you usually have for an omelette?

A. One. Those kwama eggs are huge!

Q. How do I come up with a good question?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:28 am

A. One. Those kwama eggs are huge!

Q. How do I come up with a good question?

A: Talk to everyone. Talk is cheap. Ask questions. You don't ask, you never learn.

Q: Help! My house is on fire! How do I extinguish it?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:05 pm

A: Mod it to be mobile then levitate it into the sea

Q: I'm late to work, how can I get there on time?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:46 pm

Q: I'm late to work, how can I get there on time?

A: Sorry, fast-travel isn′t invented in Morrowind. I′d recommend a silt strider or if you can tame a cliff racer, all the better

Q: I want to ride my motorcycle but it′s still too cold and icy. What should I do??

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:45 am

A: Sorry, fast-travel isn′t invented in Morrowind. I′d recommend a silt strider or if you can tame a cliff racer, all the better

Q: I want to ride my motorcycle but it′s still too cold and icy. What should I do??

A: ride a Tusked Bristleback, they get good traction in the snow

Q: I'm unemployed. Know where I can find work???

ST

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:16 am

Q: I'm unemployed. Know where I can find work???

They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood visits you in your sleep. It's how they recruit new members.

Q: Why can't I ever, no matter how long I swim, reach the Morrowind main land? The sea just goes on and on and on...

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:30 pm

They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood visits you in your sleep. It's how they recruit new members.

Q: Why can't I ever, no matter how long I swim, reach the Morrowind main land? The sea just goes on and on and on...

A - Did you activate the Tamriel Rebuilt files in the Data Files part of the Morrowind Launcher?
Q - I'm looking for a nice suit, where can I get one?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:22 pm

A - Did you activate the Tamriel Rebuilt files in the Data Files part of the Morrowind Launcher?

Yes but I went west, not east. How many more years do I need to swim before finding the mainland west?

(Leaving the suit question to someone else)

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:48 am

Yes but I went west, not east. How many more years do I need to swim before finding the mainland west?

(Leaving the suit question to someone else)

A: You won't find it unless you mod it in.
Q: Can anyone give me directions to the nearest city?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:59 pm

A: You won't find it unless you mod it in.
Q: Can anyone give me directions to the nearest city?

A - Just take this Almsivi Intervention scroll. That should get you where you need to be.

Q - Where can I find a bathroom?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:49 am

Q - Where can I find a bathroom?

A: You can′t, there aren′t any. Take a swim around Vvardenfell if needed but watch out for those little fishes...

Q: I don′t watch TV anymore, never anything good on. Advise on what I should do instead?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:53 pm

A: You can′t, there aren′t any. Take a swim around Vvardenfell if needed but watch out for those little fishes...

Q: I don′t watch TV anymore, never anything good on. Advise on what I should do instead?

A: I hear the fighters guild is Hiring, not bad work for some folks.

Q: This nasty Rash appeared on my upper arm, I have seen a doctor but he doesn't know what to do...Help?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:23 am

Q: This nasty Rash appeared on my upper arm, I have seen a doctor but he doesn't know what to do...Help?

A: Doctors are useless, go see a Healer instead or purchase a Restoration scroll at the nearest Mages Guild

Q: I hate all those telemarketers calling me every day. What should I do about them?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:55 pm

Q: I hate all those telemarketers calling me every day. What should I do about them?

A:

Ask them to hold for a few moments.
Head to your favorite spellmaker and get a "Command Humanoid in 1,000,000 feet for 1 hour" spell.
Command them to write down the secrets of how to make a Dwemer "telafone" device (how did they even plant one in your house to begin with???)
Command them to walk to the bottom of the nearest lake.
Go back to enjoying your meal in peace.

Q: My Texan uncle wants to visit me, but he wants to bring his .357 magnum. Does he need a permit to carry concealed here?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:20 pm

Q: My Texan uncle wants to visit me, but he wants to bring his .357 magnum. Does he need a permit to carry concealed here?

A: His . 357 what? Well, carrying weapons is no problem. I don′t know how effective it is against cliff racers and kagoutis though.

Q: My local pizza place has raised prices again and it′s starting to get really expensive. How can I make them lower the prices?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:55 am

A: His . 357 what? Well, carrying weapons is no problem. I don′t know how effective it is against cliff racers and kagoutis though.

Q: My local pizza place has raised prices again and it′s starting to get really expensive. How can I make them lower the prices?

A: Command Humanoid works for me.

Q: My dog keeps getting out through a hole in the fence, but I cant find the hole... What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:31 pm

A: Command Humanoid works for me.

Q: My dog keeps getting out through a hole in the fence, but I cant find the hole... What should I do?

A.Damage the dogs attributes so it can't move.

Q: There is a girl who have a crush on me, but I'm not interested. How do I tell her?