Regular Question, Morrowind Answer : III - Morrowind

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:03 pm

Q: There is a girl who have a crush on me, but I'm not interested. How do I tell her?

A: By sending her the carcass of ~~the Adoring Fan~~ a cliff racer

Q: Tonight we skip ahead one hour. What happens to the one we lose?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:44 am

A: By sending her the carcass of ~~the Adoring Fan~~ a cliff racer

Q: Tonight we skip ahead one hour. What happens to the one we lose?

A: It's collected and recycled as waste-magicka into Soltha Sil's miraculous contraption (much like the wasted hours spent waiting outside Incarnate Caverns and Secret Monasteries).

Q: I'm trying to put an end to my morning coffee habit. Any suggestions for a replacement that can wake me up?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:30 pm

A: It's collected and recycled as waste-magicka into Soltha Sil's miraculous contraption (much like the wasted hours spent waiting outside Incarnate Caverns and Secret Monasteries).

Q: I'm trying to put an end to my morning coffee habit. Any suggestions for a replacement that can wake me up?

A: You say that as if you can't decide exactly how many hours to sleep... :blink:

Q: What's the number for 911?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:11 pm

(Ignore post please, someone beat me.)

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:04 pm

A: You say that as if you can't decide exactly how many hours to sleep... :blink:

Q: What's the number for 911?

A: What is 911? If you have a problem take it with the town-guard or contact the Temple if you are sick.

Q: Where is the local food-store?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:22 pm

A: What is 911? If you have a problem take it with the town-guard or contact the Temple if you are sick.

Q: Where is the local food-store?

A: Depends on where you are. Balmora? Vivec City? Skaal?

Q: If I ever get bored with the games I have, what should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:38 am

A: Depends on where you are. Balmora? Vivec City? Skaal?

Q: If I ever get bored with the games I have, what should I do?

A - Play a game of Shells in Mournhold. You'll win eventually :tongue:
Q - I'll ask my previous question that didn't get answered: Where can I get a nice suit?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:46 am

A - Play a game of Shells in Mournhold. You'll win eventually :tongue:
Q - I'll ask my previous question that didn't get answered: Where can I get a nice suit?

A: I would go too the Fine Clothier in the city.

Q: I have too much money. What do I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:21 pm

Q: I have too much money. What do I do?

A: Build a fort out of it.

Q: Guys, I heard a comet is going to hit us next year. Do you think it is true?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:53 pm

A: Build a fort out of it.

Q: Guys, I heard a comet is going to hit us next year. Do you think it is true?

A: Not sure. We should seek out one of the wise-womens of the Ashlanders, I'm sure they will know.

Q: Someone is bullying me. How can I make him stop?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:40 am

A: Not sure. We should seek out one of the wise-womens of the Ashlanders, I'm sure they will know.

Q: Someone is bullying me. How can I make him stop?

A: Bet him he can't read an Icarus Scroll while running.

Q: Why did I start losing my hair at age 18?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:34 pm

Q: Why did I start losing my hair at age 18?

A: The heat from Red Mountain burns it off. Seek shelter in Solstheim

Q: If I commit an illegal act unknowingly and repent, do I still have to pay up?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:48 am

A: The heat from Red Mountain burns it off. Seek shelter in Solstheim

Q: If I commit an illegal act unknowingly and repent, do I still have to pay up?

A: Of course- wait, that's one high bounty... GUARDS, KILL HIM NOW!!! NO MERCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!

Q: Anyone have some tylenol?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:58 am

A: Of course- wait, that's one high bounty... GUARDS, KILL HIM NOW!!! NO MERCCCCYYYYY!!!!!!

Q: Anyone have some tylenol?

No,but if you take a couple hits off this Skooma pipe I guarantee your pain will go away.

Hey, little girl. Want some candy?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:36 pm

Hey, little girl. Want some candy?

A: Candy? On the table? no no no.... the chairs belong.... and also on top.... perhaps if you arrange them on top of.... candy?... red? like the lava? the voices - won't stop... must stack to the top.... can't make the pieces fit.... red candy?... COME TO THE RED MOUNTAIN :flame:

Q: My lips are chapped - can I borrow your lip balm?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:15 pm

A: Candy? On the table? no no no.... the chairs belong.... and also on top.... perhaps if you arrange them on top of.... candy?... red? like the lava? the voices - won't stop... must stack to the top.... can't make the pieces fit.... red candy?... COME TO THE RED MOUNTAIN :flame:

Q: My lips are chapped - can I borrow your lip balm?

A: Lip balm? I have no idea what that is, but a restore health potion should do the trick.

Q: I am going on a mountain-trip. What should I bring?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:11 pm

A: Lip balm? I have no idea what that is, but a restore health potion should do the trick.

Q: I am going on a mountain-trip. What should I bring?

A: I heard Divine Intervention scrolls were popular amongst travelers.

Q: I need to shave, what should I use?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:36 am

Q: I need to shave, what should I use?

A: Either a glass dagger (enchanted with levitate for 2 sec within 0.01 ft, to get the hair to stand up for a good shave), or wave a small enchanted wand across your face that does 10 fire damage in 0.01 ft. I've heard that hair grows back more slowly if it's burned off.

Q: I'm worried about the radioactive fallout in my water supply. What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:45 pm

A: Either a glass dagger (enchanted with levitate for 2 sec within 0.01 ft, to get the hair to stand up for a good shave), or wave a small enchanted wand across your face that does 10 fire damage in 0.01 ft. I've heard that hair grows back more slowly if it's burned off.

Q: I'm worried about the radioactive fallout in my water supply. What should I do?

A - You drink water? I didn't even know that was possible. Just stop drinking it. If you must, however, you could cast a resist poison spell on your self before you drink.

Q - I have too many trees in my yard, but I don't have any tools to chop them down. How can I be rid of them without using an axe?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:30 am

A - You drink water? I didn't even know that was possible. Just stop drinking it. If you must, however, you could cast a resist poison spell on your self before you drink.

Q - I have too many trees in my yard, but I don't have any tools to chop them down. How can I be rid of them without using an axe?

A: I haven't heard of anyone that have managed too remove a tree from their backyard, but a rumor says that a tool called CS can do it. It's probably just a legend though.

Q: There is an annoying bird outside my window every night. Who do I contact to get rid of it?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:27 pm

Q: There is an annoying bird outside my window every night. Who do I contact to get rid of it?

A: Bird? You mean cliff racer, right? Just shoot it down with your bow. Easy-peasy

Q: My car has some dents. How do I get rid of them?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:49 am

A: Well, you could try it yourself if you have an Armorer's Hammer, but I would pay someone else for the service unless you're well-trained in that skill.

Q: I can't stop coughing... what in heaven's name am I allergic to?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:08 pm

A: Well, you could try it yourself if you have an Armorer's Hammer, but I would pay someone else for the service unless you're well-trained in that skill.

Q: I can't stop coughing... what in heaven's name am I allergic to?

snow bear hair. visit the shrine @ ft. frostmoth for a cure.

Woke up late, how am I going to get to work on time?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:00 pm

snow bear hair. visit the shrine @ ft. frostmoth for a cure.

Woke up late, how am I going to get to work on time?

A: By Silt Strider, duh.

Q: I'm going to a party what should I wear?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:17 am

A: By Silt Strider, duh.

Q: I'm going to a party what should I wear?

A: Visit the fine clothier, I'm sure they will have something apropriate.

Q: I am fat. Hoe do I loose weight?