Regular Question, Morrowind Answer : III - Morrowind

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:35 am

A: Visit the fine clothier, I'm sure they will have something apropriate.

Q: I am fat. Hoe do I loose weight?

Quit teleporting all day and go outside and do some walking.

Who killed Roger Rabbit?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:25 pm

Who killed Roger Rabbit?

Gaenor did it!

I can't get to sleep, what should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:22 pm

Gaenor did it!

I can't get to sleep, what should I do?

A - It depends. Is there too much light? Cast a blind spell on yourself. Not tired? Just run around fleeing a cliff racer for an hour. Guilty conscience? Build up a huge memorial for someone you've killed with candles, rare weapons, expensive jewelry, and other random crap.

Q - My floor is too dirty. I don't have a broom. What do I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:01 am

Q - My floor is too dirty. I don't have a broom. What do I do?

A. Get your Khajiit slave to clean it up. They have excellent fur for cleaning a floor.

Q. What's for dinner?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:54 pm

Q. What's for dinner?

A: Same as always. Bread, crab meat, kwama egg, ash yam, washed down with a little mazte, a little shein. Maybe some Cyrodiilic brandy for a nightcap. Leftover nix hound sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.... The kids can have the rat meat.

Q: Oh dear, this person just died... what to do now?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:55 pm

A: Same as always. Bread, crab meat, kwama egg, ash yam, washed down with a little mazte, a little shein. Maybe some Cyrodiilic brandy for a nightcap. Leftover nix hound sandwiches for lunch tomorrow.... The kids can have the rat meat.

Q: Oh dear, this person just died... what to do now?

A: Ignore the body and don't break your daily rutine.

Q: It is Aprils Fools day. How do I avoid being tricked?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:19 pm

A: Ignore the body and don't break your daily rutine.

Q: It is Aprils Fools day. How do I avoid being tricked?

A - Do the Sotha Sil and lock yourself away from the rest of the world.
Q - I'm out of milk, what do I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:39 pm

Q - I'm out of milk, what do I do?

A: Milk? What were you doing with milk anyway? Only milk around here is mother's-milk, for humanoid babies. Are you some kind of pervert? Oh, there's animal milk where you come from? Hm, you ever tried to milk a betty netch? Looks like they have utters? Maybe? Here, try this shein instead, it'll put hair on yer chest.

Q: Is there a Long John Silvers around here somewhere? Some place I could get a good fried fish stick?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:47 pm

Q: Is there a Long John Silvers around here somewhere? Some place I could get a good fried fish stick?

A: You want a fish stick? http://images.uesp.net//c/c4/Fishystick.jpg

Q: Many times people don′t understand me. What can I do about it?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:40 am

A: Sounds like you accidentally bought a foreign-language copy of the game. Not the end of the world - GOTY is super cheap on Amazon; just get yourself an English copy!

Q: I've accidentally lost the syllabus and homework assignment instructions for the class I'm taking. The assignment is due tomorrow. What do I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:49 pm

A: Sounds like you accidentally bought a foreign-language copy of the game. Not the end of the world - GOTY is super cheap on Amazon; just get yourself an English copy!

Q: I've accidentally lost the syllabus and homework assignment instructions for the class I'm taking. The assignment is due tomorrow. What do I do?

A: COC to wherever they store the assignments instructions.

Q: I'm heading to a cold region soon, what should I wear?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:29 pm

A: COC to wherever they store the assignments instructions.

Q: I'm heading to a cold region soon, what should I wear?

A: http://www.imperial-library.info/sites/default/files/dogate_EE-sineei07.jpg

Q: Anhaedra says he wants to [censored] me. What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:34 am

Q: Anhaedra says he wants to [censored] me. What should I do?

A: Kill him. You have obviously taunted him to his wit's end, and he is at this point trying to kill you. Lucky you've got that sanctuary blessing active!

Q: I need to move a whole household full of belongings across town in one day. Do I have to hire moving help? Is there an easier way?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:18 pm

A: Kill him. You have obviously taunted him to his wit's end, and he is at this point trying to kill you. Lucky you've got that sanctuary blessing active!

Q: I need to move a whole household full of belongings across town in one day. Do I have to hire moving help? Is there an easier way?

A: Mark and recall, my friend

Q: Who are you?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:14 am

Q: Who are you?

A: Archmagister Nelacayne, Lord High Magus of Telvanni Council, Vvardenfell District, Tower of Tel Uvirith, Molag Amur, District of Vvardenfell, Province of Morrowind.

Q: How soon is now?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:34 am

A: Archmagister Nelacayne, Lord High Magus of Telvanni Council, Vvardenfell District, Tower of Tel Uvirith, Molag Amur, District of Vvardenfell, Province of Morrowind.

Q: How soon is now?

As soon as you hit the rest prompt on your keyboard.

My boss is really P!$$'d @ me. How do I keep my job?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:35 pm

As soon as you hit the rest prompt on your keyboard.

My boss is really P!$$'d @ me. How do I keep my job?

A: Cast a Charm-spell on him.

Q: Can I have a piece of cake?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:10 am

A: Cast a Charm-spell on him.

Q: Can I have a piece of cake?

A: I heard there's a Muffin in Gro-Bagrat Plantation. Go fetch it! Note that it's unique, so, don't eat it all at once! Either that or read The Cake and the Diamond. That's as close as you can get, really.

Q: What do you think will happen next?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:51 pm

A: I heard there's a Muffin in Gro-Bagrat Plantation. Go fetch it! Note that it's unique, so, don't eat it all at once! Either that or read The Cake and the Diamond. That's as close as you can get, really.

Q: What do you think will happen next?

You will develop a CTD from overuse of a "make love" mod.

Why can't we all just get along?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:33 pm

You will develop a CTD from overuse of a "make love" mod.

Why can't we all just get along?

A: Because I belong to a House Telvanni, and you don't.

Q: How can I get my dog to stop being scared of cars?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:30 am

A: Because I belong to a House Telvanni, and you don't.

Q: How can I get my dog to stop being scared of cars?

A: Sprinkle his meat with moonsugar.

Q: Why did my ex-girlfriend loose 10 pounds after we broke up?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:55 pm

A: Sprinkle his meat with moonsugar.

Q: Why did my ex-girlfriend loose 10 pounds after we broke up?

A: Because when you broke up the plot advanced. And the plot only advance when you do something

Q: How are you today?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:02 pm

Spoiler

A: Because when you broke up the plot advanced. And the plot only advance when you do something

Omg, that was a good answer :foodndrink:

Q: How are you today?

A: Pretty good, if it wasn′t for all thos stupid cliffies hacking on my head

Q: What will we do when this thread is maxed out?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:45 pm

Spoiler

Omg, that was a good answer :foodndrink:

A: Pretty good, if it wasn′t for all thos stupid cliffies hacking on my head

Q: What will we do when this thread is maxed out?

I'm glad you liked it

A: Open a new one

Q: Does these pants make me look fat?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:39 pm

A: Open a new one

Q: Does these pants make me look fat?

A: Hmm... Ever thought about athletics/acrobatics training?

Q: How can I fullfill a prophecy? I'm kinda new to this kind of stuff. :confused: