Regular Question, Morrowind Answer : III - Morrowind

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:09 am

A: Use the Silt Strider

Q: I want to go on a trip, but don't know where to go. Any suggestions?

A: Why don′t you pay a visit to Red Mountain? Great views from the top

Q: What do I do if I witness a car crash?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:13 pm

A: Why don′t you pay a visit to Red Mountain? Great views from the top

Q: What do I do if I witness a car crash?

A: Tell an Ordinator.

Q: Know where I can get a good drink?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:45 am

A: Tell an Ordinator.

Q: Know where I can get a good drink?

A: Why, if you just follow me into this dark cave I can get you some tasty Ancient Dagoth Brandy, hehehehe...

Q: I need to do a report on slavery. What should I focus on?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:18 pm

Q: I need to do a report on slavery. What should I focus on?

A: I would focus on these topics:

Elven, Orcish, and Human perceptions of humanoid-feline and humanoid-reptilian species
Import and Export routes for volcanic glass and eggs
The invention and implementation of willpower-draining wrist-armor
Close-quarter housing of humanoids in fence-enclosed grottoes
Motivation of a slave population that apparently does nothing but walk back and forth all day and night

Q: What do the letters stand for in the acronym: B.A.S.E. jumping?

[edit: speling. doh.]

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:48 pm

A: I would focus on these topics:

Elven, Orcish, and Human perceptions of humanoid-feline and humanoid-reptilian species
Import and Export routes for volcanic glass and eggs
The invention and implementation of willpower-draining wrist-armor
Close-quarter housing of humanoids in fence-enclosed grottoes
Motivation of a slave population that apparently does nothing but walk back and forth all day and night

Q: What do the letters stand for in the acronym: B.A.S.E. jumping?

A: Buy All Secluded Elevators

Q: Where should I go for better sound system in my car?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:07 pm

A: Buy All Secluded Elevators

Q: Where should I go for better sound system in my car?

A - Get Duncan's Atmospheric Sound Effects
Q - I don't want to go swimming at the school carival, what do I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:09 pm

A - Get Duncan's Atmospheric Sound Effects
Q - I don't want to go swimming at the school carival, what do I do?

A: Get a Water Walking spell or potion

Q: I want some coffee right now but I′m all out. What do I do about that?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:49 pm

A: Find some Scuttle and Scrib Jerky. Combine the two for a larger energy reserve, and an energy boost.

Q: I'm being heavily discriminated for being an outlander. What can I do about this?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:39 pm

A: Find some Scuttle and Scrib Jerky. Combine the two for a larger energy reserve, and an energy boost.

Q: I'm being heavily discriminated for being an outlander. What can I do about this?

A: Become a werewolf or vampire and.. :evil:

Q: It′s really windy outside and I don′t like that. Please advise

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:55 am

A: Stay inside, and sleep fer 3 days straight, usually works fer me.

Q: I'm looking to go abroad for a week or two, does anyone have any holiday suggestions?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:48 pm

A: Stay inside, and sleep fer 3 days straight, usually works fer me.

Q: I'm looking to go abroad for a week or two, does anyone have any holiday suggestions?

A: I hear Solstheim is rather nice provided you like snow, ice and horkers. Oh, and werewolves, spriggans and rieklings

Q: Guys at work are jerks, how should I deal with them?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:54 pm

A: Stay inside, and sleep fer 3 days straight, usually works fer me.

Q: I'm looking to go abroad for a week or two, does anyone have any holiday suggestions?

A: http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/8684/mournholdcard.png I received from my former friend another day. Looks pretty nice!

Q: Guys at work are jerks, how should I deal with them?

A: No matter what you do, kill them. No matter how you kill them, you should Frenzy them attack you first.

Q: The former friend from whom I got the postcard is now angry at me. I accidentally took one of his books even though I meant to put it back on the shelf. Now whenever I visit him, he wants to kill me. What am I to do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:45 am

A: Leave town. Don't come back for at three days, and he'll forget you exist.

Q: I haven't been able to sleep lately. Help!

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:58 pm

A: Leave town. Don't come back for at three days, and he'll forget you exist.

Q: I haven't been able to sleep lately. Help!

A: Speak to Apelles Matius, kill Dagoth Ur, go to a peaceful place and press T.

Q: Who will win the Best Kept Garden award this year?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:41 pm

A: Speak to Apelles Matius, kill Dagoth Ur, go to a peaceful place and press T.

Q: Who will win the Best Kept Garden award this year?

A: Fargoth. You wouldn′t believe how green his fingers are

Q: If a police car signals to me to pull over, what will happen then?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:54 am

A: Fargoth. You wouldn′t believe how green his fingers are

Q: If a police car signals to me to pull over, what will happen then?

A: You can either bribe them or go to jail. Alternativelty, run away and head to the nearest Thieves Guild to get your bounty removed.

Q: I want to get revenge on my neighbour for ruining my lawn, what should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:46 pm

A: You can either bribe them or go to jail. Alternativelty, run away and head to the nearest Thieves Guild to get your bounty removed.

Q: I want to get revenge on my neighbour for ruining my lawn, what should I do?

A: Torch their lawn with a fireball

Q: I lost my favorite CD. Know where I can get another copy

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:53 am

A: Torch their lawn with a fireball

Q: I lost my favorite CD. Know where I can get another copy

A: You should have travelled to Cyrodiil to become the Arch-Mage there and copied the CD in the Enchanted Chest while you had the chance

Q: If I go hunting and forget my rifle, what do I do if a deer comes by?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:28 pm

A: You should have travelled to Cyrodiil to become the Arch-Mage there and copied the CD in the Enchanted Chest while you had the chance

Q: If I go hunting and forget my rifle, what do I do if a deer comes by?

A: Cast command creature, and bring it home so you can shoot it.

Q:I'm looking for a job. Any suggestions?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:05 pm

A: Cast command creature, and bring it home so you can shoot it.

Q:I'm looking for a job. Any suggestions?

A: I hear the Fighters Guild are hiring. Not bad work for some folks.

Q: My boss is making more money than I, but it′s me who′s doing all the work! What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:59 am

A: I hear the Fighters Guild are hiring. Not bad work for some folks.

Q: My boss is making more money than I, but it′s me who′s doing all the work! What should I do?

A: Silly mirocu, NPCs don't make money!

Q: Any suggestions as to what movie I should go see?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:22 am

A: Silly mirocu, NPCs don't make money!

Q: Any suggestions as to what movie I should go see?

A: The Horror of Castle Xyr is playing in Mournhold... but I hear the main actor is not feeling too well.

Q: What's the quickest way to clean a cat?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:28 pm

A: TESTool, unless it has any GMSTs on purpose - but if it's just a Khajiit variant race I doubt you'd need to change those anyway.

Q: Why can't I ever get anything done on time?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:52 pm

A: TESTool, unless it has any GMSTs on purpose - but if it's just a Khajiit variant race I doubt you'd need to change those anyway.

Q: Why can't I ever get anything done on time?

A: Because you're playing Morrowind all day.

Q: I was told to go to some cave, but all I got were vague directions. What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:06 pm

A: Because you're playing Morrowind all day.

Q: I was told to go to some cave, but all I got were vague directions. What should I do?

A - Play Oblivion :tongue:
Q - I'm thinking of getting a pet, what should I get?