Going vanilla? Then go for a scrib, they're cheap as hell and I like how they tap their tail against the floor. :turned:
Q: I'm looking for a new house, any suggestions?
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:05 pm
Going vanilla? Then go for a scrib, they're cheap as hell and I like how they tap their tail against the floor. :turned:
Q: I'm looking for a new house, any suggestions?
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Cameron Garrod - Posts: 3427
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:42 am
A: A http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/3533/velkwip.jpg. Strangely, I can't help but find them http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/7369/longleggedvelknectardri.png
Going vanilla? Then go for a scrib, they're cheap as hell and I like how they tap their tail against the floor. :turned:
Q: I'm looking for a new house, any suggestions?
Going vanilla? Then go for a scrib, they're cheap as hell and I like how they tap their tail against the floor. :turned:
Q: I'm looking for a new house, any suggestions?
A: Go to Solstheim. You can live for free in Thirsk forever
Q: What should I eat tonight?
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Bethany Watkin - Posts: 3445
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:31 pm
A: Go to Solstheim. You can live for free in Thirsk forever
Q: What should I eat tonight?
Q: What should I eat tonight?
A:scampy tails with chianti and fava beans.
Q: i see strange images in the landscape,does anyone else? or should i take a break from gaming?
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Jennifer Munroe - Posts: 3411
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:27 pm
A:scampy tails with chianti and fava beans.
Q: i see strange images in the landscape,does anyone else? or should i take a break from gaming?
Q: i see strange images in the landscape,does anyone else? or should i take a break from gaming?
A: Either a bad mod or your graphics card is going kablooey - I know mine is. :I
Q: What do you think should be the main subjects in politics right now?
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Nitol Ahmed - Posts: 3321
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:42 pm
A: Slavery.
I can't think of a question, so whoever wants to go ahead
I can't think of a question, so whoever wants to go ahead
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Vincent Joe - Posts: 3370
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:50 am
A: M'kay, I'z will.
Q: Holycrap my wife is pregnant! What should I do?
Q: Holycrap my wife is pregnant! What should I do?
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Holli Dillon - Posts: 3397
- Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:54 am
» Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:45 am
A - You can't get wives, or children. (What do you think this is?) :facepalm:
Q - My car broke down, what do I do?
Q - My car broke down, what do I do?
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Janeth Valenzuela Castelo - Posts: 3411
- Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:03 am
» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:02 am
a:use the mages guild travel guide for awhile.
q:why can i hear a voice inside my head?
q:why can i hear a voice inside my head?
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!beef - Posts: 3497
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:53 pm
q:why can i hear a voice inside my head?
A: Because you live on an island with a mad-god-inhabited volcano. Also, you've obviously been talking to a spy with with a drug habit. Move to the mainland, and select your associates more carefully...
Q: Excuse me Ms. Librarian, I can't reach the book up on that top shelf - could you please help me?
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jessica sonny - Posts: 3531
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:52 pm
A: Because you live on an island with a mad-god-inhabited volcano. Also, you've obviously been talking to a spy with with a drug habit. Move to the mainland, and select your associates more carefully...
Q: Excuse me Ms. Librarian, I can't reach the book up on that top shelf - could you please help me?
Q: Excuse me Ms. Librarian, I can't reach the book up on that top shelf - could you please help me?
A: Here use this Telekinesis scroll.
Q: Where should I go for some fun?
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C.L.U.T.C.H - Posts: 3385
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:13 pm
A: Here use this Telekinesis scroll.
Q: Where should I go for some fun?
Q: Where should I go for some fun?
A: Didn′t I already point you to Earthly Delights? :thumbsup:
Q: I′m having some popcorn but I′m all out of butter. What can I use instead?
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Krystal Wilson - Posts: 3450
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:30 pm
A: Didn′t I already point you to Earthly Delights? :thumbsup:
Q: I′m having some popcorn but I′m all out of butter. What can I use instead?
Q: I′m having some popcorn but I′m all out of butter. What can I use instead?
A: I've heard void salts work.
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Mylizards Dot com - Posts: 3379
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:37 pm
A: I've heard void salts work.
You ruined everything by not asking a question
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Tanya Parra - Posts: 3435
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:27 am
You ruined everything by not asking a question
The raven will save the day
Q: What do I do if I go skating and smash my head on the ice?
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Jessie Rae Brouillette - Posts: 3469
- Joined: Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:50 am
» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:34 pm
The raven will save the day
Q: What do I do if I go skating and smash my head on the ice?
Q: What do I do if I go skating and smash my head on the ice?
A - Go to the Temple and see a healer.
Q - I can't find my homework, what do I do?
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lauren cleaves - Posts: 3307
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:12 am
A - Go to the Temple and see a healer.
Q - I can't find my homework, what do I do?
Q - I can't find my homework, what do I do?
A: Quick, go to all the last few merchants you've been to. Maybe you sold it!
Q: I can haz cheeseburger NOW?
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Sun of Sammy - Posts: 3442
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:55 pm
Q: I can haz cheeseburger NOW?
A: No - and btw: What is it? Take some tasty scrib jerky instead.
Q: My boyfriend left me, what should I do?
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Neliel Kudoh - Posts: 3348
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:56 am
A: No - and btw: What is it? Take some tasty scrib jerky instead.
Q: My boyfriend left me, what should I do?
Q: My boyfriend left me, what should I do?
A: Hire the Morag Tong to take him out.
Q: I fell and broke my collar bone. Know anything that can help me heal?
EDIT: fixed grammar errors
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Peter lopez - Posts: 3383
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:29 pm
A: Proofread your mod's dialogue. "I fell and collar bone" is grammatical nonsense.
Q: I'm hungry but the store is too far away to walk, and I don't have a vehicle. What should I do?
Q: I'm hungry but the store is too far away to walk, and I don't have a vehicle. What should I do?
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Laura Wilson - Posts: 3445
- Joined: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:57 pm
» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:48 pm
A: Proofread your mod's dialogue. "I fell and collar bone" is grammatical nonsense.
Q: I'm hungry but the store is too far away to walk, and I don't have a vehicle. What should I do?
Q: I'm hungry but the store is too far away to walk, and I don't have a vehicle. What should I do?
A: Slay a nearby Kagouti. Prepare it well and cook it over a fire
Q: I′m being nice to this girl and all she does is being an a**. Any advise?
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ONLY ME!!!! - Posts: 3479
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:06 am
A. Just work your charms on her. And by charms, I mean that of the perverted magic mind-control variety. You've just gotta love MW. :facepalm:
Q. Similarly (well, not really), there's a guy being an ass to me and frankly, I want to teach him a lesson. Got any ideas? And please, no illegal suggestions.
Q. Similarly (well, not really), there's a guy being an ass to me and frankly, I want to teach him a lesson. Got any ideas? And please, no illegal suggestions.
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ImmaTakeYour - Posts: 3383
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:19 pm
Q. Similarly (well, not really), there's a guy being an ass to me and frankly, I want to teach him a lesson. Got any ideas? And please, no illegal suggestions.
A - Wait until he goes swimming in the river, then steal his trousers.
Q - I hear there's an asteroid heading for Earth, and Bruce Willis is retired. What do I do?
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lexy - Posts: 3439
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:58 pm
A - Wait until he goes swimming in the river, then steal his trousers.
Q - I hear there's an asteroid heading for Earth, and Bruce Willis is retired. What do I do?
Q - I hear there's an asteroid heading for Earth, and Bruce Willis is retired. What do I do?
A - Abuse Alchemy, stack strength, and smack that meteor into Oblivion. Give Dagon a present.
Q - My car broke down in the middle of nowhere. What should I do?
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Alycia Leann grace - Posts: 3539
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:39 pm
A - Abuse Alchemy, stack strength, and smack that meteor into Oblivion. Give Dagon a present.
Q - My car broke down in the middle of nowhere. What should I do?
Q - My car broke down in the middle of nowhere. What should I do?
A - It's your fault not bringing any Intervention scrolls. Good luck with the Cliff Racers
Q - help
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Eduardo Rosas - Posts: 3381
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» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:34 am
A: Sure man, whatever. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/14472345/Morrowind19.jpg
Q: My friends tell me I'm an alcoholic, but I disagree. So what would you say are the tell-tale signs of an alcoholic?
Q: My friends tell me I'm an alcoholic, but I disagree. So what would you say are the tell-tale signs of an alcoholic?
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Nathan Barker - Posts: 3554
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