Regular Question, Morrowind Answer : III

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:18 pm

Simple, poster asks an every day real life question, and gets a morrowind answer, the person who answered it makes a new question.

1. I feel sick, what should I do?

2. Go to the temple, get cured.

2. Whats the first thing you should do when you are getting attacked?

3. Call a guard.

3. I lost my left shoe, any advice?

4. Don't be silly, both your shoes come in one item.

So on, so on. I'll start it.

How do I get a stain out of a carpet?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:15 am

How do I get a stain out of a carpet?

A: Build a pillow fort on top of it!

Q: How do I attract the region's beautiful avian wildlife to feed near my kitchen window?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:52 am

A: Build a pillow fort on top of it!

Q: How do I attract the region's beautiful avian wildlife to feed near my kitchen window?

A: You can't, the house's cell isn't integrated with the worlds cell. Sorry :/ (Who wants a bunch of cliff racers eating all their food anyways..?)

Q: Where is the cheapest place to buy food?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:26 am

A: Why buy food when mudcrabs and rats are a plenty?

Q: What's the best entertainment in Suran?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 12:46 pm

I messed up. Forget it.....

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:48 pm

A: Why buy food when mudcrabs and rats are a plenty?

Q: What's the best entertainment in Suran?

TAKE TWO !

A: Levitating over the mountain to conjure several monsters to help kill Umbra from the air. Drop and finish him off.

Q: How do you shine armor and nice weapons ?

[I forgot to quote Davor on take one]

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:28 am

A: You get an Argonian to do it of course!

Q: Who do I go to get good prices for my gold?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:16 pm

prices for gold??

a: nobody! shopkeepers will screw you off any chance they get! (plus they're all poor)

q:where can i get some eggs?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:27 am

A: From egg mines.

Q: Where's the toilet?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:16 pm

Q: Where's the toilet?

A: Any where you want, tress and bushes are abundent.

Q: Where is the toilet paper?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:15 am

A: you get it with peoples names written on it from Eno Hlaalu of morag tong

Q: what do you feel your pet fish?

ST

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:59 am

A: you get it with peoples names written on it from Eno Hlaalu of morag tong

Q: what do you feel your pet fish?

ST

I'm going to sincerely hope you meant feed...
A - Fargoth, o' course
Q - I've been having these crazy nightmares lately and it's really creeping me out. What should I do?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:02 am

I'm going to sincerely hope you meant feed...
A - Fargoth, o' course
Q - I've been having these crazy nightmares lately and it's really creeping me out. What should I do?

A - Find a bald, shirtless old man with a skooma problem, he'll get you on the right track.
Q - What's the easiest way to make money?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:16 pm

steel fargoth's tree-trunk-crap.

what pet is the best choice for me?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:56 pm

steel fargoth's tree-trunk-crap.

what pet is the best choice for me?

A: A pack Qwar

Q: Do you have to poop in scoop for said Qwar?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:56 am

A: Its guar...?
PS: Questions should not be related to morrowind.

Q: Where is waldo?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:30 am

in vivec... where else can you get lost? ..or hide...

where can i get a coke?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:10 am

in vivec... where else can you get lost? ..or hide...

where can i get a coke?

A: Er....it's called ''Moonsugar'' in Morrowind....I have forgotten and left it on merchants counters all over the island. :blush:

Q: I have a really bad toothache....any suggestions?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:50 pm

A: Er....it's called ''Moonsugar'' in Morrowind....I have forgotten and left it on merchants counters all over the island. :blush:

Q: I have a really bad toothache....any suggestions?

A: The N'wah has Corprus! EVERYBODY RUN!!

Q: I can haz cheeseburger?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:27 pm

A: What is cheese?

Q: Where is the nearest doctor?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:13 pm

Sadrith Mora, just take a right at the tree.

Man, where is all the good public transportation these days?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:20 am

A: In Oblivion :tongue:

Q: So, whatcha reading these days, sweetie-pie?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 1:03 pm

A: In Oblivion :tongue:

Q: So, whatcha reading these days, sweetie-pie?

A: Crassius?

Q: My TV is not working, advice?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:54 am

A: Crassius?

Q: My TV is not working, advice?

A: I'd get myself a good ol' Journeyman's Armorer's Hammer from a nearby merchant and see what I can do with it. Either this, or if you're not much of an armorer, you should consult Divayth if he has already come up with his Cure Blind potion to pour on your telly.

Q: Oh, I get it. I get a little too forward and you want to hold it against me. Hey, I just thought of something, if I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

» Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:10 am

A: I'd get myself a good ol' Journeyman's Armorer's Hammer from a nearby merchant and see what I can do with it. Either this, or if you're not much of an armorer, you should consult Divayth if he has already come up with his Cure Blind potion to pour on your telly.

Q: Oh, I get it. I get a little too forward and you want to hold it against me. Hey, I just thought of something, if I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

A: Only if you didn't tell me where you got the mod!

Q: Where can I find some good bands?