Regular question, Oblivion answer : IV - Oblivion

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:14 pm

Q. Why do you have a car? Fast travel is much more "green".

A: Car? Is that the new breed of horse they have down in Anvil?

Q: I have no problem losing in a board game, but it aggravates me when my opponent teases me to no end. What can I do about that?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:52 am

A: Car? Is that the new breed of horse they have down in Anvil?

Q: I have no problem losing in a board game, but it aggravates me when my opponent teases me to no end. What can I do about that?

A:There is a variety of ways, I find silence to work the best, however.
Q:Urrgh my neighbourhood is full of aggresive dogs who keep attacking my family and I. OH CRAP! HERES ONE NOW! HELP ME?!

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:48 am

A:There is a variety of ways, I find silence to work the best, however.
Q:Urrgh my neighbourhood is full of aggresive dogs who keep attacking my family and I. OH CRAP! HERES ONE NOW! HELP ME?!

A: Quickly summon a Xivilai. He'll take care of those pesky attack dogs for you. :evil:

Q: This is a catastrophe! They are out of my favorite tea at the supermarket. What will I do??

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:03 pm

A: Quickly summon a Xivilai. He'll take care of those pesky attack dogs for you. :evil:

Q: This is a catastrophe! They are out of my favorite tea at the supermarket. What will I do??

A : You are the Duchess of Dementia. Send Haskill to find some.

Q : I am learning a new tune. It is in 6/8, but our guitar player insists on playing it straight waltz time. How do I convince him that I am right in my interpretation.

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:03 am

A: Should just take a few turns of the Speechcraft wheel. If that fails, just cast a Charm spell.

Q:I need to buy some Nordic Whiskey for a friend's upcoming birthday, and Bruma is coming up empty. Any idea where I can find some?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:30 pm

A: Should just take a few turns of the Speechcraft wheel. If that fails, just cast a Charm spell.

Q:I need to buy some Nordic Whiskey for a friend's upcoming birthday, and Bruma is coming up empty. Any idea where I can find some?

A: So long as you don't go to Skyrim, those magical borders are going to stop you.

*EDIT: Q: What should I do? I have forgotten to hand in my assignment at school! And now it is too late!

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:49 am

A: Go talk to Sheogorath. I'm sure he'll have some creative ideas.

Q: Where should I go to get away from it all?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:02 am

A: Go talk to Sheogorath. I'm sure he'll have some creative ideas.

Q: Where should I go to get away from it all?

A: Have you tried too go on a road-trip? The roads are everything, but abandonned except a few bandits

Q: Where am I?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:55 pm

A: Goblin Jim's Cave, just north of Skingrad.

Q: My pocket knife is getting dull. How can I get it sharper?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:11 am

A. Take it too Rasheda, of Fire and Steel! Provided you have the coin, of course.

Q. I'm worried about wolves being in the forest I'm in. How do I find one?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:13 pm

A. Ring of Detect Life will make sure you always know where they are, bring a few Fireball scrolls just incase.

Q. I need to cross the river but I can't find the bridge.

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:46 am

A. Ring of Detect Life will make sure you always know where they are, bring a few Fireball scrolls just incase.

Q. I need to cross the river but I can't find the bridge.

A: Cast a spell, drink a potion or equip an item that give waterwalking

Q:I thin I saw a moose in the forest, but I'm not sure. Could I have seen a moose?

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:32 am

A. No! There are no mooses in Cyrodiil! Why, Tdroid, you're on Skooma!

Q. My mother is nagging and nagging at me to do my chores. But I don't wanna do them! What can I do to get her off my back?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:36 am

A. No! There are no mooses in Cyrodiil! Why, Tdroid, you're on Skooma!

Q. My mother is nagging and nagging at me to do my chores. But I don't wanna do them! What can I do to get her off my back?

A: Have you tried a command humanoid spell? It works wonders

Q: Who am I talking too?

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:02 pm

Q: Who am I talking too?

Talking "too" or talking "to"?

You are talking to Renee Gade II. But you are talking too m'aiq the liar!

Q: I've got a headache even after taking some Midol. Help!??

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:32 am

Talking "too" or talking "to"?

You are talking to Renee Gade II. But you are talking too m'aiq the liar!

Q: I've got a headache even after taking some Midol. Help!??

A: Take off the Daedric Helmet - those things are way too heavy.

Q: Who was that masked man?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:12 am

A: Take off the Daedric Helmet - those things are way too heavy.

Q: Who was that masked man?

A: Why, that was the Gray Fox, of course!

Q: I seem to be burning more calories than I am able to eat, and it's not good. What do I do so I don't waste away? (the prospect of becoming undead is not too appealing, you see...)

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:45 pm

Q: I seem to be burning more calories than I am able to eat, and it's not good. What do I do so I don't waste away? (the prospect of becoming undead is not too appealing, you see...)

A: They are hard to find, but get some Shepherd′s Pie. That′ll fatten you up

Q: Sometimes this forum is dead. What can I do live it up a little?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:14 pm

A: Open an Oblivion Gate, that's sure to get some traffic!

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Q: Where did all the squirrels go?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:43 pm

A: They had permanent invisibility cast on them

Q: How do I get to the skatepark without the pain of skateboarding there and being tired when i arrive?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:16 am

A. Fast Travel, of course!

Q. I've run out of time to do my English assignment! How can I get my time back?

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:57 am

Q. I've run out of time to do my English assignment! How can I get my time back?

A: Load your last save. And this time, make sure you do your assignment before going off to explore those Ayleid ruins!

Q: What should I do for supper?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:49 am

A. Bread, a cheese wedge and some Crab meat! If you dare go near the fearsome mudcrab, however.

Q. How can I pull a prank on my friends?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:17 am

Q. How can I pull a prank on my friends?

Bring Lettuce, a lesser soul gem, and some yarn to the Shrine of Sheogorath. He will assist you.

Q. I want to see something interesting tommorow. What should I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:44 am

A. Bread, a cheese wedge and some Crab meat! If you dare go near the fearsome mudcrab, however.

Q. How can I pull a prank on my friends?

A: I beleive Sanguine could help.
Q:My friend keeps on talking to these jerks behind my back, and is spending alot of our time with them, what should I do?