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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:53 pm

A: Fast travel to Dive Rock, you'll see plenty that way.

Q: I need to fix my slinky. Is there anything I could do to quicken the process?
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Vincent Joe
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:49 am

A: Fast travel to Dive Rock, you'll see plenty that way.

Q: I need to fix my slinky. Is there anything I could do to quicken the process?

A: try increasing your armorer skill.

Q: My dad is annoying me. how do i deal wit it?
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Jennifer May
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:15 am

A. Use a Silence spell.

Q. I want to see my favourite band in concert, but my parents won't let me. What can I do to convince them?
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Tikarma Vodicka-McPherson
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:35 am

A. Use a Silence spell.

Q. I want to see my favourite band in concert, but my parents won't let me. What can I do to convince them?

A: BRIBE! It will always raise disposition even if your speechcraft skill is not high, until disposition is maxed. Since they're not letting you yet, I'm sure their disposition is not maxed.

Q: I only own one modest house and I want several, fully furnished expensive ones. How can I raise the money before I get old?
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Madison Poo
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:53 am

A: Use the 'Duplicate Items with Spell Scrolls' trick on your most valuable enchanted rings.

Q: Is there any way I can get my furniture dusted faster?
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Alex Blacke
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:52 am

Q: Is there any way I can get my furniture dusted faster?

A: Hire Eyja, she′ll gladly do it if you give her a room and some food once in a while

Q: I′m going to the city today but I′m no big fan of it. What can I do to make it more interesting while I′m there?
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Matthew Barrows
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 6:17 am

A. Join a guild! Sample the local ales! Help paranoid Bosmer deal with Maruhkati Selectives (my favourite activity)

Q. My dog keeps on doing his 'business' on my carpet, how do I train him?
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sam westover
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:31 pm

Q. My dog keeps on doing his 'business' on my carpet, how do I train him?

A: Whenever he does that, summon a xivilai and he will never do it there again

Q: Ouch, my cup of tea is too hot and I want to drink it now! What do I do?
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Kat Ives
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:17 pm

A. Cast a very weak frost spell on it. Does the trick.

Q. My cat has worms, how do I get rid of them?
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Ian White
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 2:20 pm

A. Cast a very weak frost spell on it. Does the trick.

Q. My cat has worms, how do I get rid of them?


A. Some mandrake root diced in his/her food should do the trick. If not, take him/her to a chapel of the nine and pray at an altar.

Q. I'm planning on going kayaking today, as it's nice out. However, that involves a ten minute walk with a kayak on each shoulder. Does anyone have any advice on how to make it easier?
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Silencio
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:03 am

A) Trick the Adoring fan in carrying it for you!

Q) What should I do for Mother's Day?
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Mandi Norton
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:10 am

A. Get her a nice Red Velvet Garment

Q. I'm going out drinking tonight, how do I avoid a hangover?
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no_excuse
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:44 pm

A. Get her a nice Red Velvet Garment

Q. I'm going out drinking tonight, how do I avoid a hangover?

A : When you get in, click on your bed, and select sleep for 24 hours.

Q : It's a lovely sunny day here, what should I use to keep my seven month old safe from the sun.
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Nicole Elocin
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 4:10 pm

Q : It's a lovely sunny day here, what should I use to keep my seven month old safe from the sun.

A: Go dungeon diving! No sun down there.

Q: Where's an out-of-the way, interesting place to go shopping?
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Cayal
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:52 am

Q: Where's an out-of-the way, interesting place to go shopping?

A: I hear Renoit has some new books in stock

Q: I hate when it′s windy outside. What can I do to make it stop?
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Mr. Allen
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 9:52 am

A: Open the console and type fw 38eee. Now you have a beautiful sunny day!

Q: How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
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Michelle Smith
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 7:15 am

A: I don't know, go ask a Breton they seem smart!

Q: I only have $2, how do i get more money?
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Sophie Miller
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:25 pm

A. Compete in the Arena! Guaranteed Money!

Q. My world doesn't seem to be fulfilling it's full potential, what can I do so it can be better?
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patricia kris
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:05 pm

A: Try the Construction Set. A few mods should set you back on track nicely.

Q: My computer is making strange noises and appears to be smoking at times. What can I do to fix this?
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Javaun Thompson
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:59 am

A. Com...puter? Is that some sort of Destruction spell? See the mages at the Arcane university. They know everything.

Q. My TV is broken, but I don't want to see a specialist. What are some DIY handyman tips anyone can give?
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Felix Walde
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 3:30 am

A: See Delphine Jend in Bravil for all the repair expertise you need (This user is not responsible for any burns or shrapnel that may result from her suggestions).

Q: My herb garden is dying. How can I get it revitalized?
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Amy Masters
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 12:03 pm

Q: My herb garden is dying. How can I get it revitalized?

A: Go ask Julienne Fanis at the Lustratorium. Maybe she knows what to do

Q: I want to play AC/DC early in the morning without disturbing my neighbours. What should I do?
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Kevin Jay
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 1:42 am

A. Cut off their ears with your silver dagger. Play all the AC/DC Salomon Geonette you want.

Q. How do I get my boss to give me a raise?
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Josee Leach
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 11:29 am

Q. How do I get my boss to give me a raise?

A: Walk up to him and coerce, boast, admire and tell a joke. That should do it :)

Q: If I get down, what can I do to feel a little better?
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Lexy Corpsey
 
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Post » Tue May 17, 2011 5:29 am



Q: If I get down, what can I do to feel a little better?

A : Hirrus Cutumnus is more down than you are. Help him out, and get a ring that will boost your mood.

Q : I woke up with a bad back, but have to go out and buy potatoes and veg for the sunday dinner. How can I make the task easier on my ailing and aching body?
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Steven Hardman
 
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