Regular question, Oblivion answer : IV - Oblivion

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:14 am

A. Summon a skeleton, they can scratch it for you.

Q. I can't figure out how to install Linux on this old computer of mine, what should I do?

A. Cast a command spell on ~~Linus~~ Linux and he'll jump right in there for you.

Q. I saw one of my friends cheating on a chemistry exam at Uni. Any ideas how I should handle this?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:24 pm

A: Use Beguile and convince him to rip up the test.

Q: I just got robbed! What do I doé!é!
(DAMN IT! My Question Mark is still broken.)

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:09 pm

Q: I just got robbed! What do I doé!é!
(DAMN IT! My Question Mark is still broken.)

A: Report it to the nearest Imperial Watch captain. He′ll know what to do :flamethrower:

Q: If I hate my job, is it ok to just skip a day if I feel like it?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:13 am

YES, but only if you return with a Varla stone.

Q: Skyrim isnèt coming out until November! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:00 am

YES, but only if you return with a Varla stone.

Q: Skyrim isnèt coming out until November! SOMEBODY HELP ME!

A: If you want to tinker with time, have a conversation with http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Shivering:Earil

Q: Im hungry, what should I have for lunch?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:14 am

Q: Im hungry, what should I have for lunch?

A: How about that juicy apple you suddenly found in your pocket :whistling:

Q: I hate my neighbour and she hates me. What should I say to her next time we meet?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:57 pm

A: By the Nine Divines! It's a Daedra! Oh wait, it's just you.

Q: I dropped my plate! It's broken now

What do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:55 am

Q: I dropped my plate! It's broken now

What do I do?

A: Reload an earlier save

Q: What should I do on a rainy day?

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:30 am

Q: What should I do on a rainy day?

Explore a dungeon or wait.

I've just stolen a bar of chocalotte and a policeman has spotted me, what should I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:07 am

A. Open up the console and type 'player.setcrimegold 0' and then yield.

Q. I just saw a crab, what do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:49 am

Explore a dungeon or wait.

I've just stolen a bar of chocalotte and a policeman has spotted me, what should I do?

A: Turn yourself in. Every guard in the country know your crime by now.

Q: I have a crush on this girl. How do I make her like me?

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:40 am

(I answer the last post, as stated by the rules)

Q: I have a crush on this girl. How do I make her like me?

A: Whatever you do, don′t conjure up a zombie for her :bolt:

Q: What can I do to make Mondays feel a little better?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:44 pm

You can go to the Shivering Isles. I heard the Bolrig is quite entertaining to listen too.

Q: I twisted my ankle, and I'm stuck in the snow. What do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:24 am

You can go to the Shivering Isles. I heard the Bolrig is quite entertaining to listen too.

Q: I twisted my ankle, and I'm stuck in the snow. What do I do?

A: Fast Travel to someplace safe and rest for a while.

Q: My horse is foaming at the mouth and seems ill, but I don't want to kill it. What should I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:25 am

A. Heal on touch spell

Imma repeat my question from before
Q. I just saw a crab, what do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 10:49 am

A: Quickly run away and tell everybody you meet about this horrid beast!

Q: I broke a plate and my wife is mad at me. What do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:01 pm

A: The Dark Brotherhood. :devil:
Q: This guard keeps framing me for petty crimes, how do I get rid of him, without the Dark Brotherhood?

» Tue May 17, 2011 3:05 am

A: The Dark Brotherhood. :devil:
Q: This guard keeps framing me for petty crimes, how do I get rid of him, without the Dark Brotherhood?

A: reasign him too some deadend town

Q: Where can I find a toilet?

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:44 am

A: reasign him too some deadend town

Q: Where can I find a toilet?

A: You can't, thats what illusion magic is for

q: I just moved to a new town, how do i get teh neighbors to like me?

» Tue May 17, 2011 11:22 am

A: You can't, thats what illusion magic is for

q: I just moved to a new town, how do i get teh neighbors to like me?

A: Go catch some slaughter fish.

Q: Man I'm thirsty,where can I get a good drink.

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:02 pm

A: Go catch some slaughter fish.

Q: Man I'm thirsty,where can I get a good drink.

A: Go to the Flowing Bowl.

Q: My rent is due and I'm short on cash. What should I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:50 pm

Q: My rent is due and I'm short on cash. What should I do?

A: Go dungeon dive and sell the loot or bet at the Arena

Q: When I wake up I′m usually still tired. What do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:07 am

Are you pressing the space bar when you get up? If so, stop doing it

Q: Some guy with an Ice Cream Cone on his head...Wait, thats just his hair...is following me around! What do I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:18 am

Q: Some guy with an Ice Cream Cone on his head...Wait, thats just his hair...is following me around! What do I do?

A: Take him to Dive Rock and... :whistling:

Q: My dad keeps on winning when we play cards. What can I do to win?

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:07 am

A: Take him to Dive Rock and... :whistling:

Q: My dad keeps on winning when we play cards. What can I do to win?

Hit him with a custom Absorb Intelligence/Absorb Luck spell.

My car won't start. I think the battery is dead. What would you suggest?