Regular question, Oblivion answer : IV - Oblivion

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:18 am

My car won't start. I think the battery is dead. What would you suggest?

A: Charge it with a Shock spell

Q: If I go out to eat and the food is bad, what should I do about it?

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:14 am

A: Charge it with a Shock spell

Q: If I go out to eat and the food is bad, what should I do about it?

I'm pretty sure there's an Alteration spell that'll turn any plate of slop into Popeye's fried chicken with a side of mashed potatoes/gravy and butter beans.

I'm late for work already, and traffic is backed up as far as I can see. Now what?

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:38 am

I'm late for work already, and traffic is backed up as far as I can see. Now what?

A: Tell a bypassing Imperial Legion soldier to dissipate some of the others

Q: If I ever get bored, like on this eventless Sunday afternoon, what should I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 5:56 am

A: pay a visit to the shivering isles.

Q: i have a frensh (spelling?) exam tomorrow and i'm totally gonna fail, what should i do about it ?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:50 pm

A: pay a visit to the shivering isles.

Q: i have a frensh (spelling?) exam tomorrow and i'm totally gonna fail, what should i do about it ?

A: I'm sure Armande Christophe could help you out.

Q: I've lost my mp3 player...what can I do for music now?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:04 am

A: I'm sure Armande Christophe could help you out.

Q: I've lost my mp3 player...what can I do for music now?

A: Just listen too the background music

Q: I'm looking for soemone. Can you help me?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:02 pm

Q: I'm looking for soemone. Can you help me?

A: Ask the nearest Thieves Guild representative

Q: What should I do when older games cannot be used on my new computer?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:28 am

Q: What should I do when older games cannot be used on my new computer?

A: Cast a drain intelligence spell on your 'puter.

Q: I'm out 4-wheeling and have come upon a wide river. I see no fords nearby to cross. Any ideas?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:06 am

Q: I'm out 4-wheeling and have come upon a wide river. I see no fords nearby to cross. Any ideas?

A: Cast a fortify strength spell and a water-walking spell, and then carry the 4-wheeler across the river.

Q: My baby refuses to sleep in his bassinet. Please help!

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:58 am

Q: My baby refuses to sleep in his bassinet. Please help!

A: A simple drain fatigue potion or spell should do the trick

Q: What can I do about my neighbour who doesn′t like it when I play loud music?

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:10 am

Q: What can I do about my neighbour who doesn′t like it when I play loud music?

A: Take away all his food and leave a poisoned apple in its place. :evil:

Q: My cat decided to stop using the litter box. Without killing her or sending her away, what can I do?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:05 am

A: cast a command creature spell on your cat and make her use the litter box.

Q: my neighbor came ringing at my door around 2 am, at 2 pm!! don't they sleep ? luckily for him i was still playing my drums. what do i do with him now that he is here ?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:25 am

A: cast a command creature spell on your cat and make her use the litter box.

Q: my neighbor came ringing at my door around 2 am, at 2 pm!! don't they sleep ? luckily for him i was still playing my drums. what do i do with him now that he is here ?

Q: nothing a comand huminoid (sp) spell cant fix.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road?

( I have a perfect answer to this question, I want to see if anyone can guess it.

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:37 am

This is originally not my idea, I stole it from the Morrowind forum and I decided to import it to the Oblivion forum as it is quite fun.
It works like this. The question asked is about something in your everyday life, and the answer is Oblivion influenced. The person providing the answer also asks the new question in the same post and no question should be answered more than once. Also if there is any doubt, only the last question asked should be answered. Otherwise there will be chaos.

Here′s an example.

Q: My car needs gas but I don′t have the money. What should I do?

A: Simply use fast-travel. It′s free and instantaneous.

Now I′ll ask the real question. Feel free to tag along

Q: What should I do if I feel threatened when I go out?

1) Go into sneak mode.

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:22 am

1) Go into sneak mode.

Methinks you were supposed to answer methrunesdagon's question

» Tue May 17, 2011 12:24 am

Methinks you were supposed to answer methrunesdagon's question

Yes, please read what you copy: no question should be answered more than once. Also if there is any doubt, only the last question asked should be answered.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road?

( I have a perfect answer to this question, I want to see if anyone can guess it.

A: Because he was hunted by a clannfear

Q: Why is Metallica′s music so great??

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:09 am

Q: Why is Metallica′s music so great??

A: Because Lord Sheogorath inspired it.

Q: If I am at the beach and I forgot my sunblock, what can I do so I don't get burned?

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:58 am

Put on some jewelry with fire resistance and cast a fire resistance spell if you need to.

How can I get rich quick?

» Tue May 17, 2011 9:57 am

How can I get rich quick?

A: Plunder some ruined forts or check out the Shivering Isles--there is much treasure to be had there (of course, the Madgod probably won't appreciate me extending an invitation to an outsider....)

Q: My car runs out of gas on the freeway, and there are no buildings around. I'm all alone...help!

» Tue May 17, 2011 4:28 am

A: Plunder some ruined forts or check out the Shivering Isles--there is much treasure to be had there (of course, the Madgod probably won't appreciate me extending an invitation to an outsider....)

Q: My car runs out of gas on the freeway, and there are no buildings around. I'm all alone...help!

A: Just take out your magic map and point at the place you want too go. I don't know why you took the car in the first place

Q:My computer is broke. Where can I fing help?

» Tue May 17, 2011 1:56 pm

Q:My computer is broke. Where can I fing help?

A: Consult a necromancer--they can bring anything back to life.

Q: My computer won't be good enough to play Skyrim and I want mods! What will I do???

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:24 am

A: use restoration to fortify you computers stats. (shouldn't that be alteration? you alter your attributes to be stronger, or weaker.)

Q: they just announced bethesda will not make any TES games anymore, and won't realease skyrim. i do'nt know what to do with myself, ... help!

» Tue May 17, 2011 8:56 am

A: use restoration to fortify you computers stats. (shouldn't that be alteration? you alter your attributes to be stronger, or weaker.)

Q: they just announced bethesda will not make any TES games anymore, and won't realease skyrim. i do'nt know what to do with myself, ... help!

A: That was an April Fools joke

Q: Can I have a glass of water?

» Tue May 17, 2011 2:16 pm

Q: Can I have a glass of water?

A: Yes, but why when there′s Shadowbanish Wine?

Q: I can′t decide whether to keep my long hair or cut it short. Advise?

» Tue May 17, 2011 7:27 am

A: Yes, but why when there′s Shadowbanish Wine?

Q: I can′t decide whether to keep my long hair or cut it short. Advise?

A: Shoulder-length with wind braids. That's a good look for just about anyone.

Q: I need to clean my house but I lack motivation. Motivate me.